By dumbo - 30/07/2009 14:43 - United States 27 2 9 35 Today, my friends had ditched me for a party I hadn't been invited to so I was sitting home alone. The only other thing in my house was the mosquito I nicknamed Fred. I liked to watch Fred fly around and try to suck my blood. 20 minutes later, I found Fred's dead body. I was actually sad. FML I agree, your life sucks 63 862 You deserved it 18 905 Tweet Share
By re2K5 - 25/07/2009 16:39 - Korea Republic of 8 4 8 75 Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML I agree, your life sucks 52 168 You deserved it 28 634 Tweet Share
By simon - 23/07/2009 22:09 - Canada 10 3 33 36 Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 56 196 You deserved it 11 196 Tweet Share