Today, I realized that my girlfriend and I have no shared hobbies. We used to. She's stopped doing them with me and instead does them with someone else. No worries, he's "just a friend", although she did tell me she has a crush on him. But "nothing's going to happen" because "he doesn't feel the same". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my longtime crush and best friend got a new girlfriend, with the same interests him and I share. Despite us being compatible in interests, he just never saw me in a romantic way. When I asked if we’re so alike, what does she have that I don’t? He said, “Trust me, you don’t want to know the answer.” FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML
Today, my crush told me that she has zero desire to pursue a romantic relationship with me, and has only ever seen me as a friend. That would've been fine if we hadn't been seeing each other for almost a year, and passionately made out a couple of nights ago. FML
Today, I found out that I mean nothing to the man I have loved for over a year. He has been taking vacations with another woman, and is in fact, on a vacation with her right now. FML
Today, I learned that I can't share my things with other people. This includes my girlfriend. FML
Today, I pointed out to my girlfriend that she wasn't jealous. She replied, "Well actually, I am, I just can't prove it cause no one else is interested in you". FML
Today, I realized that I might be falling for a girl. She's fucking beautiful. She can't love me, I'm not good enough for her, and she's in love with someone else. Besides, I have a girlfriend but it never seems like we're close and I don't even know if I had a crush on her before, but I still love her as a friend and can't break her heart. FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a year and a half ended it. Why? He found another girl. "She's just like you." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were going through some troubles in our relationship, and she said to me, "No offense, but I really hope no other relationship I have in the future will be like this one." Some offense taken. FML
Today, the girl I’ve had a crush on for months told me she scored a Tinder date and she’s so excited to go out with him. Just last week, I worked up the courage to ask her to be my girlfriend and she told me she doesn’t want a relationship, and “doesn’t believe in love anymore.” FML
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Bogrbon 27
She sounds like real high-quality ex-girlfriend material right there. It's only a matter of time till she cheats or leaves you at this point.
Hangryko 32
So, why exactly are you still with her?
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Hangryko 32
So, why exactly are you still with her?
Bogrbon 27
She sounds like real high-quality ex-girlfriend material right there. It's only a matter of time till she cheats or leaves you at this point.
RichardPencil 32
You're the hollaback girl. Shared hobbies? Are you all pre-teens?
andrewgr 4
I chose "You deserve it", because it's your girlfriend. If you had written that it was your ex-girlfriend, I would have chosen "I agree, your life sucks". The biggest problem isn't that she has a crush on another guy, and is spending time with him instead of you; it's that you don't have enough self-respect and sense of self-worth to have dumped her by now.
Ambrily 27
What the hell are you doing, still with her?
randybryant799 21
I think she's making it quite clear that she no longer has feelings for you. Pay attention.