By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
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"Should I drink my own piss? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Dodgeball


That's exactly what I yelled out just now in front of my co-workers in the lunchroom.

This is the most appropriate response to such a thing

dragoongirl90 34

This sounds like one of those that should have ended up on the Worst FML list because it's so unlikely that any sane human being would actually do this. I think this was submitted by some fuck looking to shock people.

Very original ?

You've been watching too much tv

You've been watching too much Bear Grylls.

"Should I drink my own piss? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Dodgeball

Pee isn't actually sterile...

Actually, it is

Urine is sterile only in the bladder. Once it's out there, it isn't sterile anymore.

The quote is actually "is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

Pee is perfectly sterile, your urethra isnt

uchua 16

No words can describe just how much you deserved it.

dakid87 10

Cheer most cultures it's perfectly normally to drink your own piss.

Some cultures maybe, I wouldn't think most.

While urophagia has been practiced by many cultures throughout history and is still practiced as part of certain traditional or alternative medicinal regimens in the world, it is by no means practiced by most cultures.

Well it's practiced by bear grylls

And Lyoto Machida, apparently.

If it tasted salty you need to drink more water

First instinct was that but so did u?

Please tell me you ignored the instinct to drink it.

NOOOOO bottoms up!