By killme - 29/02/2016 07:00 - Canada - Belleville

Today, I had to pee in a cup. The cup almost overflowed. My first instinct was to drink some so it didn't spill. FML
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SexyCheeksIzKool 15

"Should I drink my own piss? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Dodgeball

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VonBlitzkrieg 27

That's exactly what I yelled out just now in front of my co-workers in the lunchroom.

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TheNewGuy03 28

This is the most appropriate response to such a thing

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dragoongirl90 34

This sounds like one of those that should have ended up on the Worst FML list because it's so unlikely that any sane human being would actually do this. I think this was submitted by some **** looking to shock people.

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Welshite 39

You've been watching too much Bear Grylls.

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SexyCheeksIzKool 15

"Should I drink my own piss? No, but it's sterile and I like the taste." ~ Dodgeball

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Xion0014 20

Urine is sterile only in the bladder. Once it's out there, it isn't sterile anymore.

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JCWolfGirl 14

The quote is actually "is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste."

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oreoeater 21

Pee is perfectly sterile, your urethra isnt

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uchua 16

No words can describe just how much you deserved it.

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dakid87 10

Cheer up...in most cultures it's perfectly normally to drink your own piss.

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Askavi 37

Some cultures maybe, I wouldn't think most.

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ragnarok1540 39

While urophagia has been practiced by many cultures throughout history and is still practiced as part of certain traditional or alternative medicinal regimens in the world, it is by no means practiced by most cultures.

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jakers8424 18

If it tasted salty you need to drink more water

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