By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
I agree, your life sucks 73 751
You deserved it 4 361

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funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, CUNT!" and move on. :)

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

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hscx1017 0

oh my god... sucks

this is a real FML

asgardian 0

wow that sucks hahaha FYL

ouch ;s well, better having divorced now than never, now that you know o_o;

yeah, and u should tell her u were on 2 ger the whole time.

Maybe she was thinking ahead?

=[ That's sad! I'm sorry to hear that!

Almodine 0

That sucks. D:

ohhsnapp 0

awh that sucks. :[

That's unfortunate...

>:O that's my thing

lol, you should contact the dating site and tell them they need to fix their matching system, if your #1 match ended up divorcing you. XD

funsize003 0

ahhh what a bitch. I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife. what you do now: make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture. begin to talk to her, get her really interested. meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell, "gotcha, CUNT!" and move on. :)

WIN. I second this movement. XD

#10 is my hero of the day XD

hockeylover7171 0

epic win :)