By Anonymous - 12/6/2009 15:05 - United States
Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML
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By  funsize003  |  0

ahhh what a bitch.
I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife.

what you do now:
make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture.
begin to talk to her, get her really interested.
meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell,

"gotcha, CUNT!" and move on. :)

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By  funsize003  |  0

ahhh what a bitch.
I'm sorry, you deserve a better wife.

what you do now:
make an account under some random name, with a really hot guy as the profile picture.
begin to talk to her, get her really interested.
meet up with her on a blind date, when she sees you, smile yell,

"gotcha, CUNT!" and move on. :)