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50 favorites
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100 kick-ass comments
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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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One more and it's business time
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Today, I woke up to a really cold feeling down below. I opened my eyes and saw my girlfriend grinning like a maniac and holding my crotch-sausage between two scissor blades. I screamed in terror like a little bitch, and she says I'm never gonna live this down. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Hakimstah - / Saturday 21 April 2012 17:38 / Lebanon

Today, my girlfriend dragged me along to one of her family's paintball matches. Her father is a former marine, and hates my guts. He kept going well out of his way to hunt me down and pump as many rounds into me as possible without causing a scene. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fuck - / Saturday 21 April 2012 02:48 / United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By unloved - / Tuesday 17 April 2012 14:54 / United States

Today, driving home, I got bored and started debating how I know this is reality and not just a dream, even though dreams often seem real. The answer came quickly; in my dreams, I work normal hours and have time for things like hanging out with friends, and having a girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it