You just couldn't hold it in, could you?

You get the coveted first comment spot and all you say is Lol!!! For Shame!!!

Checking 100 times is a bit excessive. 99 times should suffice.

But 99 isn't a big round number!

#33 may I suggest 88. It's round, symmetrical in all ways, and is divisible by all single digit even numbers.

What about 6?

Lol he might after that!

Yes it would be. However, OP did not. After two months of waiting, I'm sure OP won't make the same mistake.

He's going all out UPS in this...

Woah this is a serious issue we need to address, let's stamp out these puns!

Regardless of the weight of this issue, I feel like I should be able to Express myself!

I forgot to finish my candy one time , does that mean candy isn't important? ;)

Ironic that you say this, since it's an FML about the consequences of not double checking things. OP is from Canada.

I've seen Canadian publications use the term "American" when referring to Canadians. Not incorrect since they are on the North American continent too.

I don't know about you, but if I was Canadian, I'd be super pissed if someone called me American, knowing that I was Canadian. I'd be like, "Canada, bitch!" *slap*

Although, OP's name is American Alien, so I'm guessing that OP is an American in Canada, waiting on an important document that has something to with him residing in a country as a foreign national.

Wouldn't you immediately apologize after the "Canada, bitch!"?

25 - So is Mexico, but you don't call Mexicans Americans.

No. I'd be the rebel Canadian. Slappin' people, jay wakin', and putting recyclables in non-recyclable garbage. Yep, that'd be me. The bad ass rebel Canadian, livin' the bad ass rebel Canadian life.