Jesus_Christ69

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  • Heaven, Canada
  • 25 years old
  • Monday 09 September 1996
  • single
About Jesus_christ69
Why do you have a fucking bible? "hey the holy fucking bible sir!" These snozberries taste like snozberries. One ring, to rule them all. Hey you holdin? " everything but coke, heroine, and your cock" Littering and... Littering annnnnnd.. Littering and..? Littering andddd smokin the reefer.
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