Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30
But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.
Welshite 39
My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?
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Comments (175)
thejewishfuhrer 17
Rugged out.
JustinKirby 20
He has seriously has ******* problems!
Lacist 19
He penis'd her hard I guess.
thejewishfuhrer 17
#30, learn to edit your writing. And go put a shirt on while you're at it.
incoherentrmblr 21
Way to Shag...
JustinKirby 20
I have this set up with my Facebook and I'm pretty sure a tank top qualifies as a shirt.
cocainewhore 30
But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.
JMichael 25
He has a secondary attraction to her step sister, and needed the extra boost from the euphoria of being in her room.
Aegimus 5
because she's a typical 21st century teen that lost her virginity probably just so she could brag to her friends that she lost it. it didn't matter where or when.
Welshite 39
#36: Or she could have been pressured into it by her boyfriend, or she may be older than you think. I personally doubt the latter, but teens are becoming more aware of safe sex-practices and don't just have sex to "brag". That's my modest opinion.
murdersquirrel 15
there's no need to make judgemental assumptions about why she lost her virginity.
NoMore_CoolNames 14
OR She wanted the sex, she got the sex, didn't care where it happened, but she got the sex.
SgtAssCheeks 21
What #61 said. when you're into it in the heat of the moment, you dont really care where you do it.
JMichael 25
What the hell is up with your pic 52?
kendraandkali 3
Hey next time try it on a tiled floor not a rug where u can get rug burn trust me it hurts alot less XD
Enslaved 36
What if the OP did it in the stepsister's room because she wanted to trick the guy (it never said it was "her boyfriend") onto thinking she was that sister, hence why she didn't say anything to stop it and kept her face hidden in the carpet. Dun-dun-duuuun A little Leah/Rachel trickery!!
roza043 14
Plot twist: They're both guys.
Welshite 39
My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?
OctoDope 15
The thrill of being caught?
JackDupp 11
Maybe a three some with the step sister?
Sports_guy3 28
That's exactly what I was thinking. Well said.
VeganVampyre 26
Why your step sister's room, ever? Why were they even in there? And what about the sister's room made them think "great time and place to go at it"?
ViktoriaaKills 13
my question is why face down for the first time..?
epilepticloh 20
Maybe it was revenge for something
SaintJupiter 16
Well, I suppose it could have been worse. Cheer up OP. I'm sure the shame will leave you soon.
adamfromaus 9
I guess your step sisters floor sounds much comfier then your own bed
Zelphoric 25
Yeah I can just imagine it "hey babe where do you wanna do the nasty?" "how about on the floor in my stepsisters room, that sounds comfortable!"
eternal_malaise 10
Next time wear a helmet.
Welshite 39
And padded armor!
iislix1ii 19
And bubble wrap!
xThatOneWeirdGuy 18
Ouch. Why didn't you say something? Surprised there isn't a rug-muncher joke yet...
flufee2 27
Doesn't matter had sex!
rosenkrieger223 24
Dammit! You beat me to it.
laurenasabutton 26
I have to vote YDI. Your poor sister, use your bed next time.
JackieMars13 1
Don't judge. It's a floor so who really cares? It could have been way worse like in her bed or on the table they eat off of. A floor isnt that big of a deal. It definitely won't affect the sister in any way.
laurenasabutton 26
So you'd be cool with your sibling having sex on your carpet? Also, passing judgement it the whole point of the YDI and FYL buttons.
JackieMars13 1
Your poor sister? Her sister is not being hurt in any way. It's a floor not her bed or where they eat.
JackDupp 11
Sure no big deal. Until you step in a wet spot with your stocking foot
Sports_guy3 28
Then you're like: What the hell is this?! You use your senses (not all of them!) to undiscovered the terrible truth.
SammyS2012 21
maybe it's just me, but i find that disrespectful. why have sex in someone else's room? unless the step-sister gave permission to be intimate (which could be valid) in her room, it doesnt matter where in the room they do it, having sex in another person's room without their permission is disrespectful.
bandeek 30
I've has sex in my parents room because they're controlling and have told me that they regret adopting me.
ksks1234 33
102--probably because you have sex in their room.
bandeek 30
They don't know i had sex in their room. And they said that before i did it in their room.
rosenkrieger223 24
Bandeek here is the picture of maturity.
cbroady0529 9
I don't understand why people are being critical of bandgeek when all I could think was, "what kind of parent tells their kid that, adopted or not?" That's basically, "I don't want you". That can be devastating to a young adult's emotional development so I'm not surprised that she acted immaturely.
caitlinbblack 14
I'm trying to understand what you mean by pushing your head into the rug. So he put his hand on your face and pushed it into the carpet? That's not pleasant, why not tell him to stop. That's how I see it
rs89 20
my guess is: she was beneath him but face down like on her knees or something.. or stomach? I don't know.
saocrates 16
If her face got the rug burn he was prolly on top of her while she was face down and kept pushing her head. OP you should have spoken up and told him to stop or switch positions.
Enslaved 36
"Face down, ass up, that's the way I like to ****" OP? Not so much.