sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Top comments
crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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Comments (220)
icanhazblivions 1
someone's cracking...
False_Stupidity 42
You mean crackling...
Valy_fml 5
I'm a vegetarian too and when I sweat it smells like a vegetable garden haha I think it's weird you smell like that
Renae123 0
Enjoy the way you smell! And turn over to the carnivore side!!!!
ninjacutie 6
I see no problem.
pottymouthpanda 0
lucky...
RensM 22
it's nature telling you it is wrong not to eat meat.
Scooter42 15
Pigs are vegetarians too, coincidence.
armyboy00025 3
Actually pigs will eat just about snitching put in front of them, and sone times will even become cannibalistic. But a good try.
armyboy00025 3
*anything *some
sorrybutfyl 0
THE IRONY!!!!
armyboy00025 3
I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to eat salad.
fogrunner 13
1. YOU did not climb. 2. Food WEB is a more correct term. 3. Salad?? -- tinyurl . com/69894j
a_nutritionist 10
if you dont eat salad i bet you dont climb to the top of anything, fatty.
gysgtware 4
Vegetarian: old Indian word, means BAD hunter!