sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Top comments
crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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Comments (220)
shirleyl91_fml 6
MMMM BACON!!!
neorok 5
Bacon, huh?! I think your body is telling you something ;P Now got get some B&E!!!
Bonkers4 0
lmao!! u a fatty
L_Lovegood 19
Although it might be unpleasant for you, with you being a vegetarian and all, then isn't it better than smelling like a carton of yoghurt that has been opened and left outside of the fridge for a week? AND, thanks to modern beauty ideals, there is always the magic solution: deodorant.
baab_fml 3
so if you smelled like brussel sprouts that would've made you feel better?
stevenmx86 8
Your body is sending you a sign *ghastly voice* "Stop being an uninformed douche and eat a hamburger"
5t3ff1k4h 47
Vegetarianism has nothing to do with being uninformed. In fact, most are very well informed. It's a choice. Deal with it.
romcnulty 2
i think this is one of the best fmls ever
CapnRach 2
Mmm. You smell yummy :P
mcbobob 0
here piggy piggy I want ya in ma belly noooowwwwwwww an who ever said pigs are vegetarians errrr no they eat meat that's why you never piss off a pig farmer
VampireRain17 6
You know, SO WHAT? Big deal! I mean seriously, you are saying "F**k my life!" which is essentially saying your life is worthless and you wish you'd die all because you smell like bacon?! Bacon smells great, and if it's that big a deal, PUT SOME DANG PERFUME ON, OR EXTRA DEODORANT!!! Get OVER yourself!