Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
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crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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Comments (220)
anjtrg_1112 23
FYL bacon is disgusting ... I don't care how many people disagree with me or how many dislikes I get but vegetarians FTW (:
bagleface 6
That is the single most awesome thing ever I wish I smelled like bacon
MaryPoppins88 14
That's your bodies way of saying I need bacon!!
fght111 3
Lol yay
Ayla_Abriel 1
One of my old friends was an athletic person and when she sweats, she smells like ham.
keegan7man 1
**** you bacon is AMAZING
Lilboosiebadazz 1
**** vegetarians bacon is where its at
FweakofCydonia 40
OP, if you meet a guy with a bacon fetish, then your problem will no longer be a problem :D
BardhTheUnicorn 7
You have a gift everyone wants
RageWolf16 31
Maybe if you eat bacon your sweat will smell like oranges