sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
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crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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Comments (220)
malachy32 1
Lucky you. Does it taste like it too.
IPoopedOnU 12
It's telling u that u need to EAT SOME GODDAMN BACON! ?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Oh my god, you intolerant bastard. If they don't want to eat meat, they don't have to bloody eat meat so long as they supplement with other proteins to meet their daily requirement.
basem_fml 1
pigs are vegetarians too.
kitsune3 20
Okay, first...In the case of an animal, the term is "herbivores." Second, no, they aren't. They'll eat meat as readily as anything else. They'll even resort to cannibalism if they're starving and there's no other food. They'll eat other animals alive. Nice try, dear, but you failed.
Monkey1708 2
you must be a pig.....
TheWicked 4
woah.. imagine having sex with someone and they start smelling like bacon.. epic!
whyistheskyblue 4
If you take a daily shower and eat more berries, then you won't be a "pig". Or go Vegan...
codplayer2442 1
I'd kill to have the sent of becon
P374RD3D 9
Bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And bacon strips And seaweed strips BOO!!!
Batman846 0
How is that possible!!!!!!!!!!
Bludmagnus 13
That is called "God's sense of humor".