OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
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jfigley 5

Haha wow.... got an idea. Constantly squirt water from a spray bottle, and when they complain its not fair that you keep doing that....complain back saying you will keep doing it until he takes a shower daily. No reason you should have to deal with that....

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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How old are you both? Who is all in the apartment? Personally if he doesn't start showering daily, dump soapy water on him when he's on the toilet.

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RichardPencil 30
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That's great detective work, Sherlock! Maybe the local SeaWorld has some tank space to house a dirty whale.

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jfigley 5

Haha wow.... got an idea. Constantly squirt water from a spray bottle, and when they complain its not fair that you keep doing that....complain back saying you will keep doing it until he takes a shower daily. No reason you should have to deal with that....

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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How old are you both? Who is all in the apartment? Personally if he doesn't start showering daily, dump soapy water on him when he's on the toilet.

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MaleficusTheUnsung 16

U need to take a shower once a month to assert dominance

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