OK sweaty, time for a bath

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 17:01

Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 803
You deserved it 124

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

Haha wow.... got an idea. Constantly squirt water from a spray bottle, and when they complain its not fair that you keep doing that....complain back saying you will keep doing it until he takes a shower daily. No reason you should have to deal with that....

How old are you both? Who is all in the apartment? Personally if he doesn't start showering daily, dump soapy water on him when he's on the toilet.

Comments

That's great detective work, Sherlock! Maybe the local SeaWorld has some tank space to house a dirty whale.

Haha wow.... got an idea. Constantly squirt water from a spray bottle, and when they complain its not fair that you keep doing that....complain back saying you will keep doing it until he takes a shower daily. No reason you should have to deal with that....

How old are you both? Who is all in the apartment? Personally if he doesn't start showering daily, dump soapy water on him when he's on the toilet.

U need to take a shower once a month to assert dominance