Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
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crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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Comments (220)
fairies633 8
get over it you big baby.
Akers_L7 8
At least it's better than smelling like fish when you sweat! I would murder to smell like bacon instead T-T
ndhin831 2
Weren't you in a Taco Bell commercial?
TheAngryKitten 0
...or ARE you?
baconboy_42 8
A person after my own heart. ::swoons::
Wederoney 16
That's what you get for being a vegetarian! YDI! MEAT RULEZZ!
max13_fml 8
why the hell do you smell your sweat?
JBTSfan 2
Better than smelling like sweat!!!! who cares if youre a vegetarian!!!
yusheng029 3
How do you know what bacon smells like?
Madkitty2403 1
I have a bacon candle!!!