sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
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crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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centarous85 0
You'll know it gets bad when soneone tries to eat you OP
jbones24 22
marry me?
gemno333 8
Wow. Maybe that's your body telling you it misses the smell of the other food available to you. You know. The reason why humans were able to get to the top of the food chain. lol Just saying.
EdwardJayms 0
This is not an fml. You smell like bacon, you're not eating it nor do you require the death of pig for your aroma.
vegan_muffin 5
They make "bacon salt" that makes things taste like bacon. I'm vegan and I tried it. I think it would be awesome to smell like bacon. It sounds crazy but when I sweat it smells kind of like s'mores.
viperviperviper 0
I am so jealous
knick64 7
I'm guessing u atract a lot of guys right?
Demonyx 6
Some of the pigs might be too
SilentxChaos 0
You'll be every man's dream.
davidg6 3
your body is trying to tell you something.