sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Top comments
crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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wd_caro 6
yum!!
Doortje 30
Your sweat will bring all the boys to the yard...
KickItHigh 32
"The maple kind?"
cuddlebunny3548 11
Seriously... gross.
Ironripster 0
are u fat, cause i dont like fat bacon
mysterious_chan 7
Ew- but yum. ^_^
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Don't listen to them saying it's a "sign" OP, I've seen what the "all American" diet has done to people I love. It's something preventable, so it makes it all the more frustrating to watch someone surfer because of it.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Surfer? Wtf lol. Ahem, *Suffer.
leadman1989 16
Does that leave you A. Horny B. Traumatized C. Neither D. Both so you roll around on the floor with bacon wanking off. I think we've solved your problem.
Mattador_fml 0
That must attract the bigger guys ;)
ShelboTron 0
It's because your body is just trying to tell you what it's really wanting. Stop depriving yourself.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
You're right, my body really wants some shrooms, I should stop depriving myself today already.