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  Keyman1212  |  14

I put my blow up sex doll in the passenger seat to get in the carpool lane. I guess if I ever get pulled over, I'll tell em I'm married to her... Because I do love her....

  humorizer  |  14

I used to do that before going on a diet. Now instead of three people, I look like two people.

Wait... two still counts towards HOV restrictions... SWEET!

  free2speak  |  14

"Today after weeks of watching people jump in a well, I decided to jump in as well. I died. They had on life vests." -- Analogy for OP's stupidity.