Haha you got some bad luck!

I put my blow up sex doll in the passenger seat to get in the carpool lane. I guess if I ever get pulled over, I'll tell em I'm married to her... Because I do love her....

Rofl 14.

I used to do that before going on a diet. Now instead of three people, I look like two people. Wait... two still counts towards HOV restrictions... SWEET!

i wonder how OP dealt with peer pressure at school. :X

Probably because there is a tiny sign that no one sees that enforces when single person drivers can use the lane. Maybe, I've seen them here.

There was a guy in Georgia who got pulled over because he was using a Mannequin as his "passenger". haha

Someone got pulled over for having a Justin Bieber cut-out in the front seat

Keyman, your blow up sex toy is a sheep...

But isn't that the best kind of blowup sex doll? Mmm, sheep.

The fuck y'all talking about? They told me it was a miniature llama at the store! Son of a....

"Today after weeks of watching people jump in a well, I decided to jump in as well. I died. They had on life vests." -- Analogy for OP's stupidity.

I don't get it. They have lanes based on how many people are in your car? Stupidest shit I've ever heard

It's a passing lane Grandpa....

SirObvious indeed. :D

if I had a bungee cord, yes!

I wouldn't, I'd be the one calling the funeral home for their stupid asses.

I would its called parachute!!!!! Duhhhhhh

If no one else used that line would you?

4 yes I would because of the rush :D

Op should have gotten a mannequin as his buddy...

If everyone else was making bad analogies, would you too?

haa.. I know a girl who does that

But... Come on it's Bacon. Everyone likes Bacon!

I've now got that old McDonalds ad stuck in my head. Bacon, bacon, bacon, everybody loves bacon!

!!