By Anonymous - 16/09/2011 06:36 - United States

Today, after weeks of watching car after car of solo drivers go by in the carpool lane every day, I decided to join them. I'm the one who got pulled over. FML
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Prolusive 5

That drives me crazy when people solo drive in the multi-passenger lanes.

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SirObvious 1

If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

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Prolusive 5

That drives me crazy when people solo drive in the multi-passenger lanes.

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Keyman1212 14

I put my blow up sex doll in the passenger seat to get in the carpool lane. I guess if I ever get pulled over, I'll tell em I'm married to her... Because I do love her....

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humorizer 14

I used to do that before going on a diet. Now instead of three people, I look like two people. Wait... two still counts towards HOV restrictions... SWEET!

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LiveLaughFML 10

i wonder how OP dealt with peer pressure at school. :X

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SpicyDuck 22

Probably because there is a tiny sign that no one sees that enforces when single person drivers can use the lane. Maybe, I've seen them here.

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buckeye08 10

There was a guy in Georgia who got pulled over because he was using a Mannequin as his "passenger". haha

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Streeet_hayley 6

Someone got pulled over for having a Justin Bieber cut-out in the front seat

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scrapmetal58 9

Keyman, your blow up sex toy is a sheep...

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Wdgames 0

But isn't that the best kind of blowup sex doll? Mmm, sheep.

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Keyman1212 14

The **** y'all talking about? They told me it was a miniature llama at the store! Son of a....

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free2speak 14

"Today after weeks of watching people jump in a well, I decided to jump in as well. I died. They had on life vests." -- Analogy for OP's stupidity.

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zach630 0

I don't get it. They have lanes based on how many people are in your car? Stupidest shit I've ever heard

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BrianAlarcon 0

Haha sucks 2 be you

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DrainedOfSanity 4

It's a passing lane Grandpa....

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SirObvious 1

If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?

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Music_Is_Life101 0

I wouldn't, I'd be the one calling the funeral home for their stupid asses.

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centarous85 0

I would its called parachute!!!!! Duhhhhhh

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MannyM 20

If no one else used that line would you?

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blargheria 0

If they jumped off a bridge, would you jump as well?

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s0m3guy2010 21

Those other people obviously had their imaginary buddies with them.

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olpally 32

Op should have gotten a mannequin as his buddy...

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hillhero 2

Dress your seat up as a person. Works every time

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fanceh 10

If they say a phrase, would you say it as well, just like they did?

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slushpup9696 12

If everyone else was making bad analogies, would you too?

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ambowew 7

Least the cops don't smell like actual pigs. That's one thing that they have over the other FML OP.

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SweetJTBR 22

But... Come on it's Bacon. Everyone likes Bacon!

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ambowew 7

I've now got that old McDonalds ad stuck in my head. Bacon, bacon, bacon, everybody loves bacon!

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