Health and Farts: Dinnertime

Dinnertime

By u.p.i.c. - 02/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML

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So you're accustomed to eating food that smells like shit? I'm sorry man.

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Dude...

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Dude...

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Saturday 3 August 2019 8:12

So you're accustomed to eating food that smells like shit? I'm sorry man.

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