By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
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Canned cat food or dry kibble?

You must get a lot of pussy :D

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Canned cat food or dry kibble?

I wonder if OPs sweat brings all the cats to the yard?

At least it's not cat piss?

I guess OP is going to get all the pussy

OP better get a shower, right meow.

A shower right now sounds purrrfect. But then again, who am I kitten?

It's going to be a very interesting walk back home....

Did you find out, because your cat was trying to lick your armpit?

Or does the cat food smell like your sweat?

OP, what have you been eating? Bad body odor is often a result eating garbage; this sounds like unwise eating habits that have finally caught up with you.

OP has been eating cat food.

I eat the flesh from human bodies. Does that mean my sweat will smell like humans?

so if i eat deodorant and drink cologne...

.....you will probably die.

You must get a lot of pussy :D

to get the pussy one must first become the pussy

A girl on my rugby team smells like cat food... It's very unpleasant.

As a fellow rugger, I'm shocked that anyone on your team would smell pleasant. Especially after being on the pitch.

I don't hate you because you smell like cat food, you smell like cat food because I hate you.

That's wierd

What's even more weird is that I once knew of someone who would rub watermelon on his pits and chest because it "keeps him fresh". Obviously it never worked. Silly! Op, keeping an extra deodorant spray in your bag always comes in handy. Always!

I bathe in cat food regularly. Keeps the skin healthy.

I've heard of things being weird before, but not wierd. Is that a new word? :O

Just one of the exceptions to the i before e except after c rule. People get it wrong all the time. No big deal.

Gak! Point taken. I'm old, so maybe they don't teach that rule in school anymore.

I was taught i before e except after c or when the sound is not "e". I find it works practically all the time.

Hey OP don't feel too bad! None of us have pleasant BO that I've smelled. I've noticed that mine can smell like marijuana... really icky.. though it probably explains why I'm too grossed out by the smell to want to try it.

You'd be the world's best gf if u really smell of mj

"Last dance with Mary Jane, one more time to kill the pain." But that boyfriend would be in love with Mary Jane. She'll be his main thing. :P

Except he'd be constantly trying to "light her up"

Take a Shower.