sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
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crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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Comments (220)
mattrd_fml 31
Just lick yourself when you sweat. Now you can taste bacon and still be a vegetarian!
shibbysgirl 4
I'm veggie and occasionally have the same thing, it's gods way of putting us off bacon, lol
trellz17 19
So umm can I like...lick you? Sorry I just wanna taste
bubo_fml 11
I'd prefer that to a fat bastard carnivorous who smells of cabbage!!
NomNomMuffin 5
Bacon blood
FreddyAmazin 0
So jealous:(
skyeyez9 25
I have heard of people with metabolic disorders who smell unusual, in your case bacon.
haled9 3
Dude lucky I love bacon!!!!!
synonymous 1
If you're too thin (i.e., anorexic), you could be smelling the burning of your muscles. Having an oddly (and usually badly) scented sweat can be a side effect (among other things) of such disorders. :/ Might want to have your body fat levels checked.
Logan1524 0
irony