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Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
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Cyker 6
Well that's a mouthful.
sohigh10 34
Hell of a first experience:|
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sohigh10 34
Hell of a first experience:|
TH_Insomniak 15
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I'm wondering why he'd kiss her in the first place after getting a ********.......
Jader1225 0
Not an odd thing at all to kiss after. But spitting anything into someone's mouth is just ******* rude. I had an ex spit in my ear once as "a joke" and I could have punched the bastard.
BbyGrrl95 7
If you aren't willing to kiss a girl because she had your dick in her mouth, you should probably wash it more often. If you wouldn't put it in your mouth, you shouldn't put it in hers.
nmlutgen 11
How does this have likes? Did you have a stroke or are you just unable to read?
Cyker 6
Well that's a mouthful.
SlyCooper15 16
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Well that sucks
NotYourAnon 10
No, it blows...get it right if you're gonna pun.
Gillett 23
Yeah that's the problem, it should have swallowed!
CS_Pats 9
It... I believe SHE
leogachi 15
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If you think it's so gross, why would you want it in your girlfriend's mouth?
rylaii 26
He did say he was surprised about her decision to "swallow"
Pleonasm 36
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Are you slow? She did it of her free will without him making her do it, only so that she could spit it into his mouth without him agreeing/consenting/expecting. I would be disgusted if anyone spat anything into my mouth, but semen? A bit too fast to rush to the girlfriend's side. She's simply being an asshole.
Dirtysalamander1 13
buttercup
ChopSuey444 20
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Agreed with #44. That's insanely immature of her. We all know that if she didn't want it in her mouth there were a million other solutions before "I know, I'll see how he likes it."
KayDee29 31
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Some women prefer to swallow, but spitting it into her boyfriends mouth for a laugh? That's not cool at all. He had no idea what was coming to him and I'm definitely on his side here because I don't think anybody wants their own body fluids in their mouth, unless of course they're into that. But that sort of stuff should always be discussed beforehand.
DavyJoe 13
I would have views it as a new experience. It's sometimes good to be a little spontaneous. It's not like she surprised him with BDSM.
Myo_fml 20
Communication IS key here along with its place in any sexual decision. My SO and I have discussed this before and so have no problem. while I enjoy making him happy,I prefer a warning as I do not want it in my mouth.
drbobbz 16
I agree to kiss my boyfriend, I don't agree to let him spit in my mouth. It's a consent issue, not a logistics debate. And it was his -first- time; why agree to do something just to turn around and ruin it for them?
PANDORUM89 21
As a woman that disgusts me. Anyone who thinks that is funny needs a reality check. Open communication is key to any healthy sexual relationship and she just broke the trust that he had for her. How would she like it if he didn't give her a warning to when is was finishing and made her swallow it? or didn't pull out or wear a condom because he thought her freaking out would be hilarious? I slap someone if they did that to me.
DavyJoe 13
She was being spontaneous. She could have done thongs a lot worse than that.
leogachi 15
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I wasn't trying to start a huge thing, guys. I wouldn't want my own body fluids in my mouth either, but I also wouldn't want someone else's body fluids in my mouth. It just seems a little unfair to me that the person receiving oral would react so negatively when the other person wants them to
leogachi 15
@120 take their own fluids into their own mouth.
daemonsparta 16
i see women not defending the girlfriend...faith in females restored
SneezyBear 27
#120 "It just seems a little unfair to me that the person receiving oral would react so negatively when the other person wants them to". 1- nothing in this FML suggests OP put any kind of pressure on his gf to swallow 2- it is NOT selfish to want some sort of sexual activity performed on you while not wanting to perform it on yourself. This will be a little graphic but I enjoy it when my fiance goes down on me. I would NOT be ok with it if he stuck his fingers in or something and then shoved them in my mouth to make me taste myself - Especially without some kind of communication or discussion or something. There is NOTHING selfish or 'unfair' about that. It's plain gross, not funny and immature. How you think otherwise is beyond me.
DavyJoe 13
It's called being spontaneous you prudes.
random_man1999 11
Truth
mrSkeptic 6
sounds like a question someone without sexual experience or someone underage would ask. very idiotic.
Noodlezzzzz 5
Idiot... he was clearly fine with kissing her it was the shock of suddenly having a million of his salty ass children in his mouth!
Clone1853 2
We don't want your faith you can keep it.
Cads1 24
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How does she not know it is rude to spit!
lex1459 38
Please leave.
Cads1 24
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Can't you swallow my comment?
lex1459 38
Can you swallow that this is 2015 and women don't really care what men think is rude anymore?
Cads1 24
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Absolutely. Could not agree more with you.
expertsmilee 26
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Stiff assed people errywhere.
tishtashbat 16
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How do you not know its a personal choice, like everything related to sex?
SweetasCandy0609 28
You know #5 your name suits you perfectly because you sound exactly like a cad.
Cads1 24
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Pure chance.
ScarredVox92 16
Butt hurt. Butt hurt everywhere.
gunnerblaster 21
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Personally, I'd be kind've put off if it wasn't something previously discussed but I guess you shouldn't expect to give what you can't take.
nitrog100 21
By that logic, no heterosexual should ever have sex. It's not like he refused to perform oral sex on her; he took issue with having his own semen unexpectedly spat in his mouth.
JayVicious 20
so what you are saying is he should eat her out then spit her juice in her mouth? either way it would be immature and disgusting. unless they talked about it before hand and they each agreed to taste thier own brand.
Dif_fml 12
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She's disrespectful
llamaaduckk 19
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But she would be respectful if she swallowed? Respect is irrelevant in this situation..
kaseyyeahh 7
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lololol if you wont take it in your mouth why the hell should she? grow up
rylaii 26
I would say it is disrespectful. He didn't ask get to she decided to. I think he was just glad he was getting a ******** and not expecting anything from her.
DavyJoe 13
Then he shouldn't really be agreeing to any sexual activity. I realize that people need to talk about some of the things they do, but it's just a little cum.
ChopSuey444 20
#27 . . . so . . . it IS respectful to spit it IN HIS MOUTH instead of being a normal person and beforehand discussing with him that she doesn't like semen and would prefer him ejaculate elsewhere? No one should have any argument on this girl's behalf. It's gross. It's rude. It's childish.
DavyJoe 13
I wouldn't mind. It's not like she tried to stick a needle in him. It's just cum.
CamBam97 7
Not so much disrespectful as just messed up.
daemonsparta 16
47 youre awesome for not standing on the side of the gf because "sisterhood"
JayVicious 20
#21 it would have been respectful not to spit in his mouth. #27 its not really the same. if he was complaining about eating her out and not wanting her juice in his mouth then your argument would make sense. comments like yours are whats wrong with humanity. dont white knight for someone that is clearly in the wrong. I fel like if the genders were switched in this fml everyone would be calling the spitter disgusting.
davincidasecond 24
So how'd it taste?
wakemeupplease 21
you really wanna know?!!
MrsPegg 45
Hell yeah I do! Men want women to swallow but they should know how horrendous it is! Bleck!
alexis83188 24
Pussy has flavor too you know
Miss_Whipped 43
I've seen more guys want to eat a girl out than girls actually want to be eaten out. That's all on you.
davincidasecond 24
Seriously though, I am kinda curious.
BrotherPhil 35
If you're make, there's an easy way to find out. I understand that people taste different, though, and that the flavour is affected by diet: plenty of fruit and veg is advisable, and backing off on meat and dairy.
RayneSmytson 24
Well I dunno about OP but I can tell you, and I'm sure the majority of people with experience would agree, it's pretty bloody awful.
a1_z9 10
I wouldn't say it was bad tasting (although it varies from man to man) but it is quite strong tasting, (bitter, musky and salty would be my best attempt to describe!). That, along with the consistency, doesn't make it the nicest thing to land in your mouth without warning.
Shamandalie89 32
Well, in my experience it isn't so bad as everyone else said it was. But I guess that's because my bf rarely eats meat, his diet mostly consists of pasta, sweets and fruit. So it's really not that bad, it's just a little salty and it doesn't leave an aftertaste or anything.
limabeans101029 21
For me it's not the taste that grosses me out (I find that it doesn't taste of much), just the feel of it in my mouth and the warmness of it... blegh
jtthegr8 26
@everyone on this thread, smell is 90% of taste. Meaning if you've ever smelled it, you've basically tasted it. Mystery solved.
Hadley2 3
Salty.
a1_z9 10
I find it smells pretty different to it tastes, maybe I'm odd, but it tastes way more tangy!
cryssycakesx3 23
63, my bf is a veg too, I find it to be quite the opposite. not completely unbearable especially if you find other sexy things to do with it.
HoboMeth 36
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Karma's a bitch but you deserved that
ChopSuey444 20
What? What did he do? How dare he receive oral?
SweetasCandy0609 28
#10 I'm just curious how in the world is this OP'S fault? why did he deserve it? OP wrote that his girlfriend decided to give him his first ever *******, he didn't ask her to swallow in fact he even said that he was surprised when he thought that she had, then she turns around and spits it into his mouth with out warning him or talking about before hand. Communication is key in a relationship especially when you start having intercourse with someone. I'm sorry your first ******** didn't end quite the way you wanted it to OP maybe better luck next time.
AJTrask 8
Nothing says that he was pressuring her into swallowing or even giving a *******. If she initiated it, how did he have it coming for him?
RockPrincess26 16
Feminazi.
TheHillfam84 7
I don't even understand that, why would he deserve it!? He never wanted her to swallow in the first place. If he was a jerk and demanded that then yeah he would deserve it.
Schala360 27
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Jesus Christ, she needs to be burned alive
pooldude 24
Woah, calm down there, no need to bring in Jesus into this, especially considering we are dealing with ********!
Schala360 27
Well this isn't church
RayneSmytson 24
I really hope your gf does this to you, 11. Whilst it's not necessarily a great thing for OPs gf to have done, it's not worth any more than a 'can you not do that ever again' - it's certainly not worth violence and to say anything of the sort does nothing to help the causes of women who are in domestic violence situations.