Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
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crazymase
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Bacon is great you should try it
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chomoma
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It's a sign for you to switch over
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crazymase
| 9
Bacon is great you should try it
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fanceh
| 10
Bacon makes everything better.
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CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT
| 0
You will make some bacon lover out there very happy .
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tellithowitis
| 13
Spider pig!!!
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woosah
| 16
Some men may prefer that scent to perfume. I think you're set..
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Keyman1212
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Your body is trying to tell you something.
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s0m3guy2010
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It's just your body's way of telling you that you probably shouldn't eat it. I however, would be completely screwed if I smelled like bacon.
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ikickgingers
| 15
Bacon & beer. Mmm.
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LukeFree
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Bacon strips for hater lips.
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changesinme
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GOD DON'T TELL ME WE ALL SMELL LIKE VEGES
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cruxx
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Baconsweatstreaks
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LiveLaughFML
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you're such a pig, OP.
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Ddevon
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and how is smelling like bacon a bad thing?
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FarSide
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Eat a lot of eggs... nobody will suspect a thing.
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PutItIn
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At least you don't smell like must. I would be greatful.
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derecteevee
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the perfect woman.
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enonymous
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&Baconstrips
&Baconstrips
&Baconstrips
&Baconstrips
&Baconstrips
&Baconstrips
&Baconstrips
&Baconstrips
&Baconstrips
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swimchica22
| 0
I'm having a hard time seeing the problem with this...(:
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DinoJess
| 0
bacon really does make everything better. bacon and eggs, bacon on sandwiches, bacon bits in salads, Kevin Bacon, and the list just continues.
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monkeys1315
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There are alot worse things to smell like, believe me
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a_nutritionist
| 10
unless you dont eat meat because of the smell, whats the issue? do you usually lick your armpits after a workout? youre not eating yourself so who cares? i dont eat park benches but that wouldnt be a reason for me to complain if i smelled like one...
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mesyoup3zY
| 0
Who cares it's a dead animal!!!!
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scrapmetal58
| 9
Gay bacon?
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AnonymousTroll
| 2
When I sweat, I smell like a cheesesteak sub. All I can say is: don't sweat the small stuff.
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scrapmetal58
| 9
Sigh... That went over so many heads. Epic Meal Time.
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chomoma
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It's a sign for you to switch over
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MasterE56
| 4
I want to hire you for my next birthday party:D
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MasterE56
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I want to hire you for my next birthday party:D
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MrBoredGuy
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If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?
I don't care about the lack of sense this makes but I'm sticking to it
I don't care about the lack of sense this makes but I'm sticking to it
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melchibr_fml
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or at least just switch to porking. that shit is great ;)
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TwitchingNebula
| 17
Save a pig. Eat a vegetarian.
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
We're made out of meat, too.
But I see your point. I think vegetarianism/veganism is pretty pointless, but to each his/her own.
But I see your point. I think vegetarianism/veganism is pretty pointless, but to each his/her own.
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Marcella1016
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2 - Your dog(???) is so cute! He looks like a baby polar bear! What breed is that?
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DinoJess
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102- that actually might be a baby polar bear lol
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DairyQueen13
| 0
It is a polar bear...
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krazy_glu3
| 0
Meat = muscle. We have muscles so is cannibalism acceptable now? Who cares... I'm a bacon addict :]
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MagicallyFat
| 12
Ahaha baby polar bears are mad cute then around 7 months old they become gigantor and start fuckjng shit up for a living
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copy125
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Wow your dumb, just cause we have muscles doesn't mean it's cannibalism if we eat the meat of another animal.
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Alexunited1212
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It's part of the stuffed animal breed.
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YacL
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Vegetable scented deodorant?
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NomOnShroomz
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No
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winfieldALJD
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Yes
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lolfood
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No
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Prolusive
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At least you can enjoy the aroma of bacon without killing pigs :)
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Prolusive
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OP will still be popular at the gym if they smell like bacon...
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sarapsosis
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OMG!SHES A FUCKING PIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!
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leaaahx
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.... shower?
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instnt1nfction
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No, don't shower I love you
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IPoopedOnU
| 12
I love love bacon...
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gbb7
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fake and gay trololol
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BrianAlarcon
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Bacon!!!!!!:D
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NomOnShroomz
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The best things in life don't grow on trees; money, bitches, weed(okay maybe it grows on a tree), bacon... mmmm knowing that something died for your food makes it so much tastier...
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Bbhd05
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48 weed doesn't grow on a tree.. try posting comments while sober to avoid looking like an idiot :)
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bennyboy111
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No one gives a crap bbhd05
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wunnaBsoujia
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Well...that sucks... For YOU
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Well..... U..... R..... A BITCH
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_toronto_chick_
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Obviously. Who else would it suck for?
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NabbdjuretPerry
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For the person next to her that don't like bacon
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springbok_fml
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bacon smells amazing :D
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Xboxgamer_fml
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MMMMMM BACON!!!!