Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, I was getting funny looks all day. When I got home I realised that I was interrupted while doing my make-up this morning and completely forgot to fill in my second eye brow. FML
Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
Today, I gave in and let my friend give me a makeover. She couldn't find my eyelash curler, but decided that if she used scissors lightly, it would work just the same. Needless to say, it did not work. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
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Top comments
Phil 14
You need medical/professional help immediately! Self harm is not to be taken lightly. Please reach out to someone.
Dave_Davington 35
Lifehack: If cut short enough, pubes can be used to make somewhat convincing fake eyelashes. You're welcome.
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Dave_Davington 35
Lifehack: If cut short enough, pubes can be used to make somewhat convincing fake eyelashes. You're welcome.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Why the hell did you do that?? Let alone to the point you had barely any left Maybe best to seek help managing stress so you don't harm yourself
crgil542 1
it's a kind of mental tick, at least it is for me.. it's kind of like an itch you can't stop scratching, but like in this case you can't stop pulling??? if that makes sense??
katydid91 31
It's an actual disorder called Trichotillomania. It cause the person to compulsively pull out their hair.
abfab5300 13
You need professional help. Both cosmetically and mentally.
Phil 14
You need medical/professional help immediately! Self harm is not to be taken lightly. Please reach out to someone.
iceberg 10
Dr. Phil has spoken
Phil 14
No I'm not a doctor, just a concerned person. I have seen too many people harm themselves because they thought that they were alone.
Mayaaaaaaaaa 12
You probably should talk to someone, that sounds like a harmful coping mechanism.
JuliaKay14 33
Try Ardell naturals I think
crgil542 1
i have the same issue, hun. i've done it since i was in 2nd grade. years later it doesn't happen as much as it used to but filling the gaps in with eyeliner always helped me when i didn't have access to falsies
Ashley Morgan Ennis 3
trichlotilomania sucks. I've had it since I was 7. it's a form of ocd and isn't limited to eyelashes.