sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Top comments
crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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Comments (220)
CrazyManNo9 29
Yeah, I used to smell like smoke even though I didn't. Second hand scents, me thinks. Or, it's just your vivid imagination. Are you afraid of pigs? ...Grin...
bigAC 6
bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips & bacon strips......
G97Alex 21
... are actually not needed for this recipe, so you can put them back in the fridge.
Plaasmaa 4
*... Are actually need for this recipe,so you can't put them back in the fridge. There, I fixed it for you.
cacb90 5
Maybe you're as fat as a pig!
abel23 0
You say that like it's a bad thing...
Kueezy 6
Any guy would love to work out with you since you smell so good!
deerhunter2011 0
If your a vegetarian how do you know it's bacon you smell like
Doortje 30
Because she's vegetarian, not nose-less. Moron.
shibbysgirl 4
Cos the rest of the world isn't veggie, duh.....
KiddNYC1O 22
It had to be an egotistical hunter.
1bluesky1 6
I was thinking the same thing man. No worries.(:
matt120784 0
Giggity? Piggity! It's BACON!
perdix 31
Bathe in tomato juice and wear clothes made if lettuce. It won't fix your smell problem, but you'll be delicious!
Btreasure 8
My boob sweat smells like honey buns. No joke.
mask724 7
Yumm
mask724 7
Sounds delicious ;)
Buttsexpirate 9
"And bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips, and bacon strips"