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Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML

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crazymase 9

Bacon is great you should try it

chomoma 0

It's a sign for you to switch over

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steph8608 0

Well you're an animal, not a vegetable. You're not going to smell like carrots when you sweat ;)

E_ve 9

Maybe your body's way of telling you that your diet goes directly against nature.

ShroomsOnAcid 17

So why are some of the healthiest cultures in the world ones who consume minimal to no meat? It's an honest question actually.

schmelia 10

Factory farming goes against nature.

a_nutritionist 10

@54 so does living into old age, keeping your teeth, haircuts, shaving, modern food, technology and medicine. your point?

winfieldALJD 6

Those things aren't against nature, in fact that's for nature because human brings evolve forward all the time. Innovating things to improve yourself is apart of instinct. That's like saying stone tools are against nature, or saying evolution is again nature. It's just making things better. Factory farming and all meat consumption is against nature, because it is completely negative for all.

TwoFootedMan 0

I'm glad this isn't like YouTube where people ask for thumbs up or funny pics where people say FIRST!!!!

bustub2 8

Do you have a roommate that secretly rubs you down with bacon while you sleep, because they don't want to hear how "great" it is to be vegetarian?

linnie_wesker 20

#57 you're an idiot. Not all vegetarians/vegans are like the crazy PETA people. I'm a vegetarian and I don't give a shit whether people eat meat or not.

Daralea 21

wow! I WISH I smell like bacon when I sweat. Who knows how many guys I can attract with that scent.

FarSide 23

How many do you attract with your fishy smell?

Daralea 21

Just the one that mattered

ashhxoxo 14

Can I come stand next to you? I'm hungry. :)

duckyninja 0

Epic meal time would love you

shizuma_fml 3

Vegetarian all if you are wrong

Redheadedrage 5

Yeah I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian. Vegetables suck!!!

ShroomsOnAcid 17

You made my carrots cry :(

a_nutritionist 10

@65 if youre not eating vegetables youre not on the top of the food chain. those who did the work to get there didnt rely on a diet of meat, dipshit.

Redheadedrage 5

Yeah well if wanted you opinion I would of asked for it you ******* idiot. I eat a diet of meat alone and I'm perfectly healthy.

a_nutritionist 10

LOL tell me that in 10 yrs when you suffer your first heart attack. by the way, i think you need to learn how public forums work. hell, from the sound of things you need to learn how life works. is there anything youve done that isnt a mistake? i think ill be taking judgements on my intelligence from someone who has at least a basic grasp of human nutrition, the internet and didnt get a girl knocked up before the age of 19. thanks anyway.

Quest_ 13

Now you can jar your musky crotch sweat, wait till it congeals, and distribute it to loved ones as bacon fat they can fry things in.

False_Stupidity 42

Only one thing to say to that... Ewwww!