sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Dammit
Long Beach, United States
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
Anonymous
Le Epic Bacon
Today, after years of struggling with acne, I found out that it's caused by all the bacon I eat. FML
Face
Australia
Today, I got hit in the face with a piece of bacon. FML
raybandy
United States
Today, I wake up only to find that my roommates cooked all my food. Now I'm starving and the place smells like delicious bacon. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
Username
United States
Today, I woke up to the smell of bacon. It smelled so good, and made me very hungry. Then I realized it was my neighbor cooking. I have no money or bacon. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
OK sweaty, time for a bath
Today, I realized my morbidly obese, sweaty sibling is the source of a strange waft I've been smelling when I get home. He'll only shower once a week, so the apartment and furniture smell like sweat and sometimes poo, especially on hot days. I didn't notice until I went outside and stepped back in to follow my nose. FML
Top comments
crazymase 9
Bacon is great you should try it
chomoma 0
It's a sign for you to switch over
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Comments (220)
ambowew 7
You bloody pig, that's disgusting!
EvilDave 13
Quit whining. You want to live and eat like a prey, you should smell like prey too.
OreoKami 0
:O
sherryl_fml 0
PIG!
krustacea 1
YUM!!! put it on some biscuits and you are set!!!!
kewlaidman10 15
Bacon is boss
ikickgingers 15
I would lick You. If you tasted like beer too... Hell yes!!!! Bring it on!!
ikickgingers 15
Wtf not you. Op. **** I am getting a droid wtf!!
2low2tow 3
Every vegetarian should smell like bacon
picklemonger 13
That's your subconscious telling you to rethink your position I'm meat by putting delicious bacon in your thoughts.
xxlivingcorpsexx 16
So you're meat?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
94 Technically it could control the perception of smell, because what are our senses really but just what we perceive them to be?
leannecloveryau 11
HAHAHAHAHAH seriously. That fails!
leannecloveryau 11
I totally agree.
ReptarSwag 4
This FML is stupid