FML : Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

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Today, I dreamed that I was kidnapped by Charlie Sheen. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By woahitbechels / Monday 25 April 2011 01:10 / United States

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By LuckyLogic | 0

#2401546 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:00

Did you drink tiger blood?

By Bill3485 | 3

#2401576 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:05

fyl? no way, your life is #winning!

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By LuckyLogic | 0

#2401546 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:00

Did you drink tiger blood?

HoustonER | 0

#2401584 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:06

i cant believe they even accepted this fml

sns_fml | 0

#2401607 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:08

I replied to this to be seen at the top!! First!!!

#winning

what does the # stand for?

Jonny_Trump | 0

#2401610 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:08

Really, wtf? This is really worthy of being on FML now?

TheFuckerofShit | 16

#2401625 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:10

Once, I had a dream I was kidnapped by Barney.

Milly143 | 3

#2401642 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:12

Winning!

jbluebird923 | 0

#2401687 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:19

nah, the OP was probably his "goddess"

SchiTzenGiglez | 0

#2401811 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:47

hahaha so much Winning!!

I am not Charlie Sheen

I am batman

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2401908 - Monday 25 April 2011 10:11

did you watch him bang a 7 gram rock

dirtyblond | 4

#2401969 - Monday 25 April 2011 10:37

CHARLIE SHEEN!!! is winning.

Ahhhhh <3 him.

dragon0000 | 7

#2402104 - Monday 25 April 2011 12:02

same here

rawr9able | 4

#2402453 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:49

I feel your pain, OP. I once dreampt he was chasing after me with a demon baby one time.

Kenik | 6

#2402558 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:17

100 - Love your hat! I have the exact same one =P

Zeek63 | 0

#2402561 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:18

this story is bi-winning, not to mention that OP is winning too cause of this

savs11 | 13

#2402776 - Monday 25 April 2011 15:32

dyings for fools

theian01 | 3

#2402787 - Monday 25 April 2011 15:41

Winner winner SHEEN dinner!

sexxy_skater | 0

#2403084 - Monday 25 April 2011 16:20

Are you sure that was a bad thing?

hannah1203 | 2

#2403391 - Monday 25 April 2011 17:28

I once had a dream in which I married a Mexican.. there were 44 people in the wedding party because he had so many brothers lol

slantyshanty | 7

#2403627 - Monday 25 April 2011 18:32

duhh, winning! I went to go see the torpedo of truth, and it blew hard. I mean that guy has gone off the deep end.

Bi_Winning_Bro | 0

#2404167 - Monday 25 April 2011 20:07

Yes, she drank tiger blood. Yes, I banged a seven gram rock while she was watching. No, it was not a dream

jamieeeee | 0

#2404293 - Monday 25 April 2011 20:45

sounds like my wet dreams...

imthatguythatdid | 0

#2405442 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 0:43

OP, you sir, were not winning
Charlie Sheen, however, was banging 7 gram rocks cuz thats how he rolls he has one speed GO!!!!!!

MsCulkin | 0

#2408850 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 10:04

haha you got that right xD

counterfit | 10

#2410583 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 18:31

YDI for watching The Chase before going to bed.

And YDI for being Kristy Swanson.

GAINEYJR | 0

#2418543 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 21:58

I'm bi-WINNING

max_wilder | 9

#3374522 - Sunday 2 October 2011 1:32

Um duh... Winning

jc10x | 8

#5472434 - Tuesday 30 April 2013 19:53

Did Ashton Kutcher replace you in your home?

By RinnieRiot | 9

#2401555 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:04

Its just a dream...?

rawr9able | 4

#2402469 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:53

... if you're going to insult people randomly you might want to check what you wrote before the grammar Nazis come and ass rape you with their giant G swastika. <3

Zeek63 | 0

#2402570 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:20

so was Inception figure it out damnet I can't use Inception was friken confusing. it was all a dream I think! D:

PassTheDutch | 0

#2402890 - Monday 25 April 2011 15:57

112 I think you mean you're.132 what the hell are talking about.

crazedguy | 0

#2402957 - Monday 25 April 2011 16:05

118-Charlie sheens not the only one who's winning xD

slantyshanty | 7

#2403679 - Monday 25 April 2011 18:43

your a dream.

number1beaner | 0

#2404091 - Monday 25 April 2011 19:49

if you had a dream about him it's means he is thinking about you or he us watching you haha

snickers001 | 0

#2404690 - Monday 25 April 2011 22:45

aha it may come true (:

Aznboifreakster | 0

#2407215 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 4:44

lol

iizcalebhearmero | 0

#2408484 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 8:56

Are you Nelly?

primadonna9396 | 16

#2410402 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 17:49

A few nights ago I had a dream that Charlie Sheen helped me escape from a building that was on fire. How fucking weird is that.

By Garytt | 0

#2401571 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:05

who?

punjabi44 | 0

#2401664 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:15

ur kidding

Garayy | 0

#2401713 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:24

Crawl out from under your rock, anti-social.

_streets_ | 19

#2401736 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:28

really.

TheMystery_fml | 6

#2401799 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:42

The first man to bi-win

Garayy | 0

#2401817 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:48

What the he'll is a bi-win.

Garayy | 0

#2401825 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:49

Hell* damn autocorrect.

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2401919 - Monday 25 April 2011 10:14

judging by that beard you have growing you must not leave the house very often

flickyourbic1223 | 7

#2402009 - Monday 25 April 2011 11:01

72- The picture was obviously taken outside. two plus two is whaaaat?!?

ilovecupcakes98 | 0

#2402038 - Monday 25 April 2011 11:23

56- Exactly.

smellymellyy | 7

#2402427 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:40

god dudes get with the bi-winning times... watch charlie sheens winning song

penguinonastairc | 0

#2402675 - Monday 25 April 2011 14:59

Can't tell if trolling or just really stupid...

emodude44 | 0

#2402798 - Monday 25 April 2011 15:45

I think its sarcasm

crazedguy | 0

#2402985 - Monday 25 April 2011 16:08

stop overfeeding the troll, it's full. carry on people

xXSillyLoveXx | 0

#2403543 - Monday 25 April 2011 18:06

Fuck, for the sake of the warlock himself, I hope that troll's kidding.

Garytt | 0

#2403714 - Monday 25 April 2011 18:50

I seriously dont know -_-........

allia118 | 11

#2403791 - Monday 25 April 2011 18:59

You obviously have internet, use it and google Charlie Sheen.

Garytt | 0

#2404114 - Monday 25 April 2011 19:55

I did. Don't see how that guy would make a dream a nightmare >_>

BWill9014 | 4

#2404256 - Monday 25 April 2011 20:34

Go on YouTube and look up the Charlie sheen interviews then look up "Charlie sheen" winning song

niinjablast | 0

#2406704 - Tuesday 26 April 2011 3:28

-_____- u live under a rock my friend. you are not winning.

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2415083 - Wednesday 27 April 2011 8:30

85 I didn't say he never leaves the house i said he must not leave it very often and 2+2 is 4 u stupid bitch

Breanah01 | 0

#2422636 - Thursday 28 April 2011 11:54

lolfail.
hahahaha (:

K_Mackenzie4296 | 0

#2422879 - Thursday 28 April 2011 13:44

wow .... really . he's fucking WINNING !
how do you know know who that is !!

9gag4life | 1

#4030240 - Monday 13 February 2012 20:17

Very often counts as going outside sometimes, 6x4 is what again ?

papygeorges | 17

#6265143 - Friday 17 April 2015 14:17

It's 6666, wich is by the way one 6 away from being a really bad number

By THEMTCHELL | 0

#2401574 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:05

next time use dream bullets.

sailorzoe | 14

#2403253 - Monday 25 April 2011 16:57

or Chuck Norris.

klonopin_ftw | 0

#2403545 - Monday 25 April 2011 18:06

Chuck Norris with dream bullets?

julien672 | 0

#2403801 - Monday 25 April 2011 18:59

Mega win^

By Bill3485 | 3

#2401576 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:05

fyl? no way, your life is #winning!

redbluegreen | 40

#2401638 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:12

This isn't Twitter. Lose the hashtags.

IMveryHUNGRY | 3

#2401898 - Monday 25 April 2011 10:10

Lose the attitude

Uncle_Moe_Lester | 3

#2401921 - Monday 25 April 2011 10:16

I agree I'd love to go on a dream adventure, hopefully he shared his goddesses and coke

MyNameIsDanyelle | 0

#2763539 - Sunday 26 June 2011 17:13

#hashtag #hashtag #hashtag
I had to.

By taylorrswift | 0

#2401578 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:06

what.. I love that guy..

By kenhan07 | 0

#2401587 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:06

lmao watch you wake up the next day in his bed.. aha creepppyy

By Iskaria | 0

#2401592 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:06

Winning!

By denvan | 0

#2401595 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:07

It's better than Barney kidnapping you

johnsmith3321 | 0

#2401659 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:14

I had that dream...

xoxoMEGANxoxo | 13

#2402482 - Monday 25 April 2011 13:56

barneys a creeper...

By redbluegreen | 40

#2401598 - Monday 25 April 2011 9:07

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