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I like waffles. I'm Mexican, and I'm also part Spanish, German and Austrian. I'm agnostic as well. Smart and Cool People: every1luvsboners MrSassypants DocBastard Perdix IAmScrubs fthislyfe enonimous CryMoreFMLs ikickgingers LiveLaughFML DrDilllonReese Kovu StoryOfTheYear Buttsexpirate ShroomsOnAcid flocks EvilPotato Iamnotmyself RedPillSucks leadman1989 KaySL TheIsland Sirin Keyman1212 Enslaved deviable Keevarou salty

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By Lauren - 12/10/2011 17:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my family. It was going well until my 23 year-old sister started telling him in detail about her constipation, and that if she doesn't take a shit in a few days, it's going to come out of her mouth. FML

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By John W. - 12/10/2011 12:37 - United States

Today, I was driving my eight year-old son to school when a guy cut me off, prompting me to yell "douche bag" as a reflex out of the window. Realizing my mistake, I turned to my son and told him to never, ever talk like that. His response was, "Too late, douche bag." FML

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By beautifulme - 31/01/2012 06:22 - United States

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

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By Nickname - 12/10/2011 20:05 - United States

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

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By octoberrain - 12/10/2011 15:41 - United States

Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML

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