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Congrats on being the 6031st first comment in FML history. Seriously, this is a big deal.

All the folks down here at the interwebz head office would also like to extend our congratulations on being the 3015th person to point out that another person has said first!

Keep up the great work, everyone! Enjoy the internets!

We must have a party. I'll get strippers.

and vodka! :D

I have trouble deciding which is more pathetic. Feeling some sort of accomplishment for being first and stating the obvious, feeling the need to point out how pathetic the first person is, feeling the need to point out how pathetic that second person is for caring so much about how pathetic the first person is, or me, for writing this comment.

I'm thinking it's probably me, right?.

These fucking "Today, i realized shit no one cares about" FMLs need to stop, as they are the cancer killing this site. Oh, and 12 year olds.

#41: the last one

Lol wow you guys are hilarious. Btw, #41 it's definitely you.

No it's all of the above, except you

Rerun...

Oh wow that really sucks...you don't have any parents or relatives and any close friends at all?

FYL indeed!

Omgg Ed Edd and Eddy ftw!

ill be your contact!!!! :)
dont worry im not a creepy guy lol (im a girl)

i would have just written down 911

+ 1

Lol wat if 911 dost anser

Ur just overreacting. I bet there is someone who gives a shit about u. Hopefully.....
Make some friends!

Ur just overreacting. I bet there is someone who gives a shit about u. Hopefully.....if not.....
Make some friends!

put 911, the suicide line or the rejection line.

i agree put down a suicide line its there job to give a shit bout you

you have no close family members?