Grandparents and Intimacy: Sex work is real work - FML

Sex work is real work

By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States

Spicy

Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML

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By epistaxis - 02/02/2009 00:43 - Australia

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Today, I'm staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

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Mad beliefs

By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 00:20 - United States

Spicy

Today, my grandmother gave me a huge speech on being abstinent until marriage. Being the honest person that I am, I told her I wasn't a virgin anymore. Instead of being mad and telling me I was going to hell. She asked me what my favourite things to do sexually were. And told me hers in detail. FML

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By tdiz - 12/10/2010 04:48 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I was getting frisky with my fiancée when she started talking about her dead great-grandma. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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Stop talking!

By Lunar-Spice - 23/06/2021 00:01 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I found out that my great-grandmother was a cougar, seducing men who were barely older than I am now. I did not need to know this information. Thanks Grandma. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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By Brie - 05/09/2011 13:00 - United States

Spicy

Today, my grandmother pulled down her pants and screamed, "Kiss my ass" in the middle of a packed restaurant. FML

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By dmachin - 08/02/2010 19:30 - France

Today, I visited my grandmother who has dementia. She thought I was my father, and told me that I should never have married my mother, let alone have had children with her. FML

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elchiclebubalu 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

I thinks she wants u to pass on the legacy. Fyl.

Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

That really blows! lmao

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elchiclebubalu 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

I thinks she wants u to pass on the legacy. Fyl.

xxjona777xx 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:02

YDI for having a slutty granny

Bl4ck_1c3 2

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:50

#1 wins so much

iSwag 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 17:26

she didn't mention my name did she? I told that bitch to keep her mouth shut >:-/ ...j/p ur grandma was awesome :D

thor89 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:30

G.I.L.F

ohmygeezz 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 21:34

mmm the good ole days =D

goodstuffboro 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 23:34

hmmm "iswag" u got sum sexxii ass lips....juss ta let u kno....op that's gotta suck bigtime....maybe u could tell her about YOUR life a a secret agent prostitute/history teacher??? give u guys some common ground maybe

WHODATNATION 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:17

Is ur grandma Granny Klump?

wizerds67 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 4:42

nice hair :D (serious no sarcasm intended) to the op, LUCKY I wish my grandma was a *****!

c0nfuzzled 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 6:00

lol, u make my day/night once again perdix

infinitii 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 7:01

I'd hit that yo

naza517 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 7:02

wats up with all the grandmother fml????

thetink 0

Sunday 7 March 2010 4:06

@ 65 love your hair

fizzymonsterman 0

Wednesday 21 April 2010 7:58

win bigtime^^^^

Thabb 0

Wednesday 5 May 2010 4:43

YDI for listening. Anti flood -_-

melikesfml 11

Tuesday 24 April 2012 6:09

You could be a **** grand baby!

283leis 8

Wednesday 3 October 2012 3:36

Wow that reminds me of something simillar. One of the guys from my friend's catholic school was telling us how one of their teachers did **** whilst in university...by any chance you don't go to Holy Cross in Woodbridge, Ontario, Canada?

Gvil_Eenius 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

That really blows! lmao

Tripout 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:22

literally XD ^^^^^^^

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 3:44

Win! ^^^^^^^

sasonzal 4

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:54

how old is she,anything like a milf or just old?

xundria 5

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:18

not a milf... a gilf... granny I'd like to ****, duhhh get it right

Bbhd05 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 22:01

Oh baby.

KurouTenshi 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 15:55

it's good to know and get in touch with your roots :D

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 17 February 2010 17:21

soon her grandfather will confess to being her grandmothers pimp back in the 30s :D

KurouTenshi 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 17:34

Grandpas always had a powerful pimp and and now you know why.

xoppx 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:03

maybe you could learn a thing or two

epictrollathon 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:07

Grandparents have the coolest stories!

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:11

No FML unless you ran to the bathroom to rub one out afterwards.

Prestigex 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:12

Win.

ImTrEvOr 8

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:16

FYL lmao I woulda killed myself

tsoccerdude 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:27

well u shuld be happy ur grandma was a prostitute bc thts prob y ur here today

NeonWar__ 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:57

true dat (:

tsoccerdude 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 2:51

exactly

PsychoMerk 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 16:29

does it run in the family? ;)

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