Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
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marinus_fml
| 19
You need to brighten up a little.
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punkkitteh1
| 0
How old are you, 12?
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marinus_fml
| 19
You need to brighten up a little.
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seximexi911
| 10
I see what you did there
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Obviously OP isn't the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.
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Fruit_Dealer
| 9
Obviously, someone doesn't know when to stop making bright jokes. Once or twice is funny, more is just lame.
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ArmedcrackerR6
| 8
Did you know that when you get the light bulb in your mouth you can stick your pecker in the light socket and it will make the bulb glow?
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Come on, lighten up. Everything will be just fine.
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picupbart
| 0
not the sharpest knife in the drawer... *shit*
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hayq
| 5
19, did you get that joke from 'Juno'?
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EnEl_Infierno
| 15
Watt a Dim-wit.
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MyPerspective
| 4
Haha!
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Deathhound
| 27
Nice play there!
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slick5880
| 22
At least he didn't shove it in his ass. It was the only bright side I could think of.
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morgan320
| 0
All of you guys got so shiny jokes, it makes my life so glow-rious. Thank you for lightening up my mood and not breaking it to pieces.
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Mean_Mr_Mustard
| 9
Am I the only on who wants to test this now? Anyone? I guess it's just me then..
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thebignixie
| 0
cant *be* removed.
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Keyman1212
| 14
Yeah 78, that was bugging me too. Not only do you like to stick shit in your mouth, your grammar needs work too. Sounds like OP is a wee bit retarded.
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
Guy on tv: "It is possible to stick a standard size light bulb in your mouth, but you cannot remove it."
OP: *challenge accepted* "I'll show you, Mr. Television Man." *puts light bulb in mouth* "Mmph mmmmrph mmmphmmrph"
OP: *challenge accepted* "I'll show you, Mr. Television Man." *puts light bulb in mouth* "Mmph mmmmrph mmmphmmrph"
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GTRspecV
| 0
Nah 76 I thought about it too lol. Not gonna try though.
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HannahJoButtons
| 2
Try it! Try it!!!
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googlefrewdnoob
| 0
Tell us how it goes.... Or are you the OP?
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sexylegs17
| 5
To OP, even after you knew you wouldn't be able to get it out ? You deserve to pay for your stupidity.
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Rico_Mal1116
| 0
63= try hard. Nuf' said.
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darebear331
| 4
Imagine the look on the receptionists face when he walked in with a light bulb in his mouth. :)
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fakeaccountX
| 6
You aren't the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree.
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perfectT_fml
| 0
Hahaha
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Finn_the_human
| 5
Who do you think you are Uncle Fester from the Addams family?
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dragonmaster43
| 0
you ruined it
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leadrunner751
| 3
well marinus finally said something witty. doesn't make up or his shitty advice comments though. u hear me bro? I see through your skin to the douhebag underneath
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101autie
| 0
Now i just need to try!
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rangermedic77
| 5
I wanna try now. I'll just cover it in lube.
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Xtra_Cheddar
| 3
You need to look on the bright side
You need something that can lighten your mood
Your time to shine
You're glowing with stupidness?
I'm all out
You need something that can lighten your mood
Your time to shine
You're glowing with stupidness?
I'm all out
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Somoajoe11
| 2
That was already Said. Thanks anyway
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Somoajoe11
| 2
It's there read
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stevienik
| 6
Damn now I want to try this. -.-
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MehrunesDagon456
| 20
Why the tanning bed? Fake tans are retarded and I HATE them.
Edit: Fan tans..
Edit: Fan tans..
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punkkitteh1
| 0
How old are you, 12?
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nateiztite
| 5
I wish you didn't tell me this now I want to try this out
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LakersFanatiC
| 3
Wow everyone who wants to try this out are stupid as hell -_-
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CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT
| 0
He was just roleplaying as a lamp......
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GlitteryMasakali
| 1
Oh the dangers of having a weird urge to do weird things..
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KaanTech
| 0
Guess how many people going to try this out when they read about this FML post.
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
So what if he is? Does that make his life any less fucked?
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dani212
| 0
83-
I't didn't fit in my mouth :'(
I't didn't fit in my mouth :'(
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allisonbredow
| 0
I tried it...oh and btw, I'm in the emergency room writing this
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chili10
| 18
185- that's what she said
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rickolette
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191- who is she and why is she saying all these horrible things????
(input fake oblivious expression)
(input fake oblivious expression)
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chili10
| 18
198- your mom ;)
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abbyelizabeth
| 9
Curiosity killed the cat OP!
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acethehusky
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what's wrong with being 12? I'm 12
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fishing12345
| 2
No 13 and a half
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Pabs24
| 0
12 year olds are generally immature and dumb. They would be the type of person to stick a lightbulb in their mouth.
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AunteyN
| 4
Dude, you were twelve once too, course I suppose your not much different now, since your dumb enough to think that.
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RetroMom
| 0
future darwin candidate
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Jimster1712
| 0
already one
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I wonder if DocBastard took a look at the OP and diagnosed him.
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Oxycodone
| 0
If I were his doctor I'd have taken one look and just punched it out of his mouth.
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cc_the_beast
| 6
What I love is that in most hospital ED's there is an instrument specifically for removing billiard balls from peoples mouths, perhaps they should have a light bulb one too?
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MaskedAspen
| 6
shine on ? .. at least you got it out.
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sciencekidster1
| 8
With ONLY the help of several nurses, doctors, and pointy tools....
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rexgar2000
| 10
I would of Truro break it but I guess that would of caused more damage
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miserypoison
| 13
..fail
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katdaiken
| 16
Yes 91 instead of having just a light bulb in your mouth, lets have broken glass instead! All those nice little shards and slivers should feel great! Tell me how it goes :)
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bluebell707
| 13
You are very bright indeed.
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Josh67
| 1
Stupid see stupid does >_
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Sciencefun
| 0
YDI for not just taking it as fact and moving on...
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RyanMacVey
| 17
i disagree.... nothing is impossible... we cant trust tv for everything....
i say good on him for giving it a go
i say good on him for giving it a go
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seximexi911
| 10
But what if he was watching myth busters before he had this bright idea? I would def say ydi
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TraceCase_
| 19
More like you can't trust TV for anything, buuut...there's still this whole common sense thing that helps most of us get by.
If your really that curious about something that could potentially be dangerous, figure out a way to conduct an experiment safely.
If your really that curious about something that could potentially be dangerous, figure out a way to conduct an experiment safely.
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obnum
| 19
lol if u heard that u couldnt get it out y put it in your mouth in the first place?
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ShroomsOnAcid
| 16
So he can have a story to tell.
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LSU33DucKAholiC
| 0
Wow can you say issues, but seriously why would you even try that?
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slick5880
| 22
The tv compelled him to try. Tv = 1, lightbulb guy = 0.
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Jamialia
| 5
Issues. Yeah I can say it.
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stacianichole
| 2
67 - my thoughts exactly.
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LSU33DucKAholiC
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Apparently no one understands sarcasm anymore.. There's no hope for this world.
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ThreeSheetsGone
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It's possible to get it out. All you have to do is bite down.
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brrarm
| 17
Exactly what I thought he visited hospital for before I read the end!
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styphon
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Ahh evolution
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RawrNom
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this fact* I have no idea where answer came from. iPods do the weirdest things.