obnum

About Obnum

Some stuff about me, even though it's more than a little weird that you're checking out my profile... I have a weird sense of humor, I use sarcasm a lot, I'm a grammar nazi, and I hate stupid people. Trolls make me laugh. The FML counter is wrong. I have 5 FMLs confirmed out of 19. Yep, my life is pretty fucked. ;) Seriously though, most of them were funny rather than terrible. It's what this site is for, right? Laughing at some annoyances in people's lives. I hate when I come across ones that are actually really bad for OP. Don't message me, I never check them.

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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

13%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

78%
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

78%
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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