Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
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Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
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Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
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marinus_fml 20
You need to brighten up a little.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Am I the only on who wants to test this now? Anyone? I guess it's just me then..
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Comments (332)
fadingfaith 4
Ouch! That light bulb could have broken in your mouth.
thedreamforce 10
I was so close to try that out after reading this.
joy_nash 7
to be honest i totally would've wanted to try it out. but i dont have any light bulbs so i wouldnt have been able to xD
brianjman14 23
You don't have any light bulbs? So you just walk around the dark at night?
RedPillSucks 33
She has those CF bulbs.
ShyAnn29 15
Ok I'm showing my stupidity here, but why can't you get it out of your mouth?? I've never heard that before.... And no, I won't try it!
ShyAnn29 15
Ummm ok, thanks for answering my question -__-
ibhim 0
Really?? Going to let TV run your life?
ibhim 0
Really?? Going to let TV run your life?
nellienicole 1
Yea I was thinking about trying it out, lol but don't wanna risk it... I can just imagine him driving to the hospital with a light bulb sticking out of his mouth and wonder what the other drivers are thinking...and then walking from the car into the hospital. Lol
EnEl_Infierno 15
Haha and Op hoping a light doesn't go out, I'd imagen all the crazy ideas that people would get on to replace it 0.0
sakforduc 0
Your an idiot.
BigStackPoker 0
Oh, the irony.
shadowx242 0
challenge accepted
jiaming1628 1
I guess u were trying to be the first to be able to take it out lol