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By  Cad6  |  24

Did the toothpick scribe any interesting symbols in your mouth? If you look in the mirror, The following phrase might be written in your blood: YDI.

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By  HeroOfHyrule  |  0

What happened that was so bad that you 'learned the hard way'?

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  HeroOfHyrule  |  0

Stupid FML. This was my original comment, then I realized I hated it, changed it to something else, and now it changed back and I'm stuck with a stupid comment. Great.

By  Cad6  |  24

Did the toothpick scribe any interesting symbols in your mouth? If you look in the mirror, The following phrase might be written in your blood: YDI.

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  SkoomaKi  |  23

You know what's worse than a toothpick cutting your gums? Imagine putting a toothpick under your big toe so its sticking out and then kicking a wall. *shudders*

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  Cad6  |  24

#14 - Thank you for enlightening me with your wonderfully graphic image. Now I'm scared to walk around my house with fear of sharp objects sticking out of the wall.

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  Grimmerie  |  31

I imagined it and popped twenty boners.

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  Heinousness  |  0

SkoomaKi- innocent people in my mind are those who are virgins, never masturbated, or younger than 10. In my mind, there are innocent people Still, I will have nightmares for the rest of my life(I get scared easily)

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  Bigbrodza  |  3

Kicking the wall would hurt. Although I'm not sure what putting the toothpick under you big toe would do, unless you mean putting it under your toenail... Otherwise, it'd stay patiently on the ground while you stub your toes. :/

By  Nwthatzfunny  |  9

you should have knew that

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  TrentF13  |  12

I've seen that!!! It's. Bunch of people watching a tire with binoculars and the tire goes around blowing shit up with its telekinetic powers! SO COOL!! (though, I feel sorry for the glass bottle in the beginning) kaput...

By  br0ccoli  |  14

Nothing like an auto-pierced lip ring to show the world what a badass you are. Friend: "cool lip ring!" OP: "oh you mean this old thing? I did it myself" friend:"what did you do it with?" OP: "...a needle, while I was meditating in the Himalayas. (._. )"

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  Heinousness  |  0

I thought you couldn't read(check out 'the Chosen One FML. Click NoorFML's post and scroll down. You should see br0ccoli's comments. One of them says and I quote[as best as I can] one problem: I can't read) I found that funny and had to bring it up. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings.

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  br0ccoli  |  14

61- lol! Great memory! It's true. I can't read, I have a specially trained monkey that types and reads for me. He knows what to type by the type of treat I give him. He's such a good monkey, although I question how he has enough money to buy a pimped out Mercedes monkey bicycle o.O Ps: I thumb'd you up :)

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  Heinousness  |  0

Thank you, br0ccoli :). Ah, that was funny. Tell the monkey that he makes perfect sense in why you can't read(this Acually isn't sarcasm, no matter what you think).

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  br0ccoli  |  14

98-I got him from the animal shelter under the 'exotic' section. I knew he was the one when I saw him reading a dictionary in the corner of his cage. 103: monkeys R us was out of small monkeys that day

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