Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML
Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML
Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML
Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML
Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML
Today, I popped something straight out of the oven into my mouth. It burned my tongue instantly, but instead of spitting it out, I swallowed. I felt it burning all the way down. Now I can’t eat solid food or drink hot drinks. FML
Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML
Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
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Top comments
marinus_fml 20
You need to brighten up a little.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Am I the only on who wants to test this now? Anyone? I guess it's just me then..
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Comments (332)
Ddevon 4
I'm going to go home and try this out because I'm not retarded or anything.
skyeyez9 25
First a harmonica, now a lightbulb. What next?
sciencekidster1 8
I'm sorry. But if you hadn't mention the hospital trip at the end, I would have done this.
jerico616 14
And I bet you think there is a Nigerian prince that is going to pay you a lot of money to help him secure several million dollars in the US!
Deathc0re21 7
Fail.
perdix 31
I'll bet you are another one on the fast track to management. Someone told me that it was impossible to kiss your elbow, so I had my arm amputated, I kissed the elbow and had it re-attached. It cost me about $50000, and my arm is numb and useless, but at least I won that ******* beer!
pammy2 2
Why don't you just pop your shoulder out?
Jamialia 5
Typical Male Genius right there.
Slimma 20
Genius. You hear that you can put it in but you can't take it out. So you put it in anyways? Wow.
RedPillSucks 33
That's what she said. *runs and hides*
malait 23
Awesome :'3
fadingfaith 4
Ouch! That light bulb could have broken in your mouth.