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Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!
This should have been painfully obvious.
So OP, how much lego can you stick up your bum?
Cocaine feels better up your nostril and you dont need a doctor. A coroner maybe, but not a doctor.
I bet you'll try to piece your lib next with an infected piece of jewelry
37 - Did you steal some of 29's cocaine? If not, maybe you should see a doctor, because that had no relation to the FML.
Challenge Accepted!
I believe OP was trying out for the show World's Dumbest.
obvious? yes; painfully obvious? only afterwards
This is just downright stupid.
you really thought it was going to be easy to take out huh??? lessoned learned
That's what she said!
Thats sounds like snorting a linr or amoking s bowl! U dsrv it!
What the hell are you trying to say? Trying hard not to become a Grammar Nazi...
English, ************, do you speak it?
I am tired of these muthafuckin' typos on this muthafuckin' app!
48, i can understand your rage by using your rage face pic as a visual aid... FFFFUUUU
Turtle pities the fool who can't spell.
I hate you kind of people. Spell right. Please.
If you: TyP lyKK DiSsS, get the **** out.
Something about snorting crack? Smoking a bowl? Maybe he just smoked a shit load of crack?
I did something like that but in my ear I was also 6
yeah...this is natural selection in action. just a matter of time before this one is out of the gene pool
We can only hope so...
*grabs chainsaw to give to OP*
Smart ass
Waiting for DocBastard's new profile picture.
I'm waiting for his words of wisdom. :]
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Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!
This is just downright stupid.