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I have lots of relatives who are doctors, and I'm going to become a nurse. I've heard this is quite a common ailment... amongst 3 year olds.

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Cocaine feels better up your nostril and you dont need a doctor. A coroner maybe, but not a doctor.

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37 - Did you steal some of 29's cocaine? If not, maybe you should see a doctor, because that had no relation to the FML.

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Look at the bright side, a glass marble is not too bad. If it was a Crack whores anal bead, it would be a different story. You do not want to know about that. PS cocaine is a hell of a drug....

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Were you the same person who stuck a lightbulb in your mouth and had to go to the hospital?

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But if it's stuck enough you probably could hurt yourself. Like pop a blood vessel or something like that.

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yeah...this is natural selection in action. just a matter of time before this one is out of the gene pool

A ball stuck in your hole? In the doctor's room... Ok ma'am. We're going to slowly remove the marble from your nasal cavity. All you need to do now is bend your head back and widen your nostr...HOLY SUMBITCH you need a nose hair trimmer.

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