By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML
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EarAcheMyEYE10 2
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Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!

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Evarella 8
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This is just downright stupid.

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2
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Moron... really... did ya try any other holes first? if so, I hope you told the ER doc!!

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slick5880 22
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This should have been painfully obvious.

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aruam365 24
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I have lots of relatives who are doctors, and I'm going to become a nurse. I've heard this is quite a common ailment... amongst 3 year olds.

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kaprookie 3
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So OP, how much lego can you stick up your bum?

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awagh666 14
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Cocaine feels better up your nostril and you dont need a doctor. A coroner maybe, but not a doctor.

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hemz_fml 13
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I bet you'll try to piece your lib next with an infected piece of jewelry

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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37 - Did you steal some of 29's cocaine? If not, maybe you should see a doctor, because that had no relation to the FML.

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baker969 0
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Challenge Accepted!

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ohxdamnxkay02 12
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I believe OP was trying out for the show World's Dumbest.

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SadSadKidd 1
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Look at the bright side, a glass marble is not too bad. If it was a Crack whores anal bead, it would be a different story. You do not want to know about that. PS cocaine is a hell of a drug....

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hbbs93 6
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Were you the same person who stuck a lightbulb in your mouth and had to go to the hospital?

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joc47 7
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obvious? yes; painfully obvious? only afterwards

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Evarella 8
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This is just downright stupid.

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markrs 0
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I've tried this before! Oh wait. No I haven't...

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evilscorpi 29
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you really thought it was going to be easy to take out huh??? lessoned learned

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That0therguy 4
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Plug one nostril, and blow really hard? That takes a specialist?

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Anubyte 0
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That's what she said!

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uhhRawr 7
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But if it's stuck enough you probably could hurt yourself. Like pop a blood vessel or something like that.

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BlackR6Rider 5
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Thats sounds like snorting a linr or amoking s bowl! U dsrv it!

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Cappiej 18
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What the hell are you trying to say? Trying hard not to become a Grammar Nazi...

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xlorawrz 9
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English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

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CryMoreFMLs 14
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I am tired of these muthafuckin' typos on this muthafuckin' app!

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Jimster1712 0
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48, i can understand your rage by using your rage face pic as a visual aid... FFFFUUUU

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7
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Turtle pities the fool who can't spell.

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austin1313 0
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I hate you kind of people. Spell right. Please.

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xXSillyLoveXx 0
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If you: TyP lyKK DiSsS, get the fuck out.

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j_cat187 19
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Something about snorting crack? Smoking a bowl? Maybe he just smoked a shit load of crack?

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Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
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I did something like that but in my ear I was also 6

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sluggums 3
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yeah...this is natural selection in action. just a matter of time before this one is out of the gene pool

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LaDbug 2
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We can only hope so...

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iam_yummylicious 12
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*grabs chainsaw to give to OP*

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NoNotTheFace 8
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A ball stuck in your hole? In the doctor's room... Ok ma'am. We're going to slowly remove the marble from your nasal cavity. All you need to do now is bend your head back and widen your nostr...HOLY SUMBITCH you need a nose hair trimmer.

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dreamering 16
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Waiting for DocBastard's new profile picture.

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Rainbow_dumpster 27
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I'm waiting for his words of wisdom. :]

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HerpYourDerp 7
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Well somebody was bored...

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