By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern
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Hey, he was just trying to make contact with Uranus. Or Hisanus, rather.
I bet it was a Galaxy s4
Lets just pray it wasn't the new Note III
What in the actual...
Yes it probably was an android. All they're good for are puns, it seems.
Woah, woah, #89. Stop alienating people.
Hopefully for him, it was a Juke (if you guys even remember that phone)
That little pack of gum looking thing #130?
I actually had that phone(: hahaha everyone was afraid of me because they thought it was a pocket knife lol #130
I get calls from assholes all the time, though...(I work in retail)
91, please point me to this "that was funny" button. I don't know if it's just this droid app, but I can't find it. :-P
How does one get the bright idea to shove one up there?
He didn't have any pockets?
Maybe the vibrate mode was too tempting for him to resist?
He watched Jackass and saw a guy shove a car in a condom up his ass.He decided to take it as a challenge and chose that poor phone.
It's a common way of smuggling phones into prison.
I think that man would be even more butt hurt if he heard your comment!
My question is more what he was planning to do woth it after he had stuck it up there. I mean, was he just going to pull it out again once satisfied and go about his daily usage of it, knowing it had been in his anus?
He didn't shove it up there! He fell on it, of course.
Docbastard?
Ah, beat me to it!
I also have never been to Switzerland. Or have I?
That vibrate mode...it's dangerous.
Doc, which is worse a vibrating phone or the coke bottle? At least the phone is more easily removed (depending on how far up the phone traveled).
oh God no D:
DocBastard, is that you?
Love that he left the comment after you.
That mental image is so disturbing
........Why would you try to think of a mental image?
Don't we ever learn?!
No, no we do not.
Wow, either your profile it's lying, out you're the only person I know older than 15 that said XD.
Or bootycalling
I just hope he isn't talking tongue-in-cheek.
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I get calls from assholes all the time, though...(I work in retail)
Hey, he was just trying to make contact with Uranus. Or Hisanus, rather.