By Spac3Ghost - 28/12/2009 17:08 - China

Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML
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Muhfin 0
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Did we really need to know about talking to your gf about having kids??? FYL for being a dork

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glasswater 0

This is a) not an FML and b) horribly written and pretty much unintelligible. But from what I can deduce, you can't figure out revolving doors, which is sad. Don't think about having children again until you can figure out how to enter and exit a building.

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samual 0
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your not alone. oh yea first!

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Muhfin 0
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Did we really need to know about talking to your gf about having kids??? FYL for being a dork

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morgaleigh 6

agreed

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kozmikstarz 0

Yeah, I didn't get the opening line either. Unless you ran into the door in such a way that would further prevent you from having kids, it's unnecessary information.

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Spac3Ghost 0

haha =) im sorry =)

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iluvhobos 5
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okay, who the fuck comments on their own FML?

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mk58 31
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88, it doesn't happen often, but I find most people actually like it when the OP comments on their own FML.

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glasswater 0

This is a) not an FML and b) horribly written and pretty much unintelligible. But from what I can deduce, you can't figure out revolving doors, which is sad. Don't think about having children again until you can figure out how to enter and exit a building.

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iloveblackshirt6 0

HAHA.

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Tremdogg 0
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that, my friend, is funny.

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JERKKMONKEY 0

I don't think she wants her kids to inherit your high squeaky voice!! xD

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Spac3Ghost 0

thank you =) glad you laughed =)

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liplikesuga99 0

that was just plain stupid and you look desprate I bet you don't even have a girlfriend. what a loser

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sexpanther10 0
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your such a fairy, you don't need kids theyll just turn out like u

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morgaleigh 6

I think your girlfriend would be better off with the caveman

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Spac3Ghost 0

lol i actually think she would =) lol

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ChrissyRawr 0

Hugs for spaceghost for being a good sport and being mah favorite.

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Vball6 19

^wtf.

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