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Today, I was having a conversation with my girlfriend about having kids. We were outside a hotel in front of those rotating glass doors. One of my friends ran at me as a joke, screaming like a caveman. I freaked out in a high pitched squeal, and tried to run inside the hotel. I ran in the wrong way. FML

By Spac3Ghost - / Monday 28 December 2010 17:08 / China
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By  glasswater  |  0

This is a) not an FML and b) horribly written and pretty much unintelligible. But from what I can deduce, you can't figure out revolving doors, which is sad. Don't think about having children again until you can figure out how to enter and exit a building.

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By  samual  |  0

your not alone. oh yea first!

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  kozmikstarz  |  0

Yeah, I didn't get the opening line either. Unless you ran into the door in such a way that would further prevent you from having kids, it's unnecessary information.

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  iluvhobos  |  5

okay, who the fuck comments on their own FML?

By  glasswater  |  0

This is a) not an FML and b) horribly written and pretty much unintelligible. But from what I can deduce, you can't figure out revolving doors, which is sad. Don't think about having children again until you can figure out how to enter and exit a building.

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