By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 792
You deserved it 4 880

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wow that's terrible I'm sorry

That sucks. Jaw pain is horrid. So Sorry, I hope it gets better...

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quiznos. nuff said.

fuck quiznos and their overly crusty mouth tearing bread

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I'm having subway for my birthday. Because of this, I know I have made the right choice. >:D.

number 34, is so right, my parents bring me leftovers from the restaurant you're probably talking about

Subway for life!

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That "bites" Or... ;)

wow that's terrible I'm sorry

Its impossible to not eat for 2 months.

maybe he had tubes go into his stomach

You drink all your food.

why would u ever get ur jaw wired shut

Because he broke his jaw, think. i broke my jaw but luckily, i didnt have to get it wired. I had to eat cut up bread and yogurt for a month though &gt;.&lt;

Bitch was a step forward then you hes breaking your jaw so you cant eat no more sammichs

That sucks. Jaw pain is horrid. So Sorry, I hope it gets better...

Wonder how you dislodged it the first time....

Maybe she had a really bad overbite that required surgery to move it forward. I had to go through it.

Sucking My Huge Cock! OK Sirin. Go ahead and mod me. I couldn't pass it up. Too easy.

Sucking My Huge Cock! OK Sirin. Go ahead and mod me. I couldn't pass it up. Too easy.

it's disturbing that ur so old and still say that,when it probobly doesn't even work "down there" 0.0

Actually, the "too easy" ones should be passed up. I mean that in terms of comments and sexual partners.

Sucks to be you dude!

awwww:( i was getting excited that u could give me a bj again ;(

what if it's a guy?

he would still take it

um nicee abs ? ksick .

umm nice bum? kcool

Obviously it's a girl. Nice job checking the gender.

here we see the elusive Fuck Boi in his natural habitat.

Wow! That sucks!!!

That's awful. I couldn't imagine having to deal with that. It's hard enough for me to maintain my weight as it is, let alone gain it. Having a jaw wired shut would be hell.