Health: Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard...

By Stuck - 08/09/2011 10:00 - United States

Today, I heard on a TV show that it's possible to fit a standard light-bulb in your mouth, but it can't be removed afterwards. I just had to try this out. And then visit the local hospital to get it removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2013 16:38 - Switzerland - Bern

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I got a tooth pulled out. I now have a hole connecting my mouth to my nose. Drinking and eating is whole new experience. FML

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By Beaky - 12/10/2011 05:09 - Canada

Today, I found out it takes no special training to put a large glass marble up my nostril but may require someone with a medical degree to remove it. FML

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By KnuckleSandwich - 20/07/2009 19:10 - United States

Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By meh - 04/01/2010 22:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the dentist to get a baby tooth which had decayed removed. After almost an hour, I came out with a numb mouth and a missing tooth for life. It was not a baby tooth. FML

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For science

By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 11:16 - United Kingdom

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2011 23:23 - United States

Today, after having my jaw wired shut for 2 months, I finally got to eat. During the first bite of my sandwich I pulled my jaw out of place. FML

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By Sophie - 17/02/2010 05:07 - United States

Today, after recently having had surgery, I Iearnt that some extra tissue was needed to cover up the hole in the roof of my mouth. Where did they get this tissue? From a dead person. I now have the flesh of a dead person in my mouth, which by the way is now infected. FML

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Thursday 8 September 2011 15:55

You need to brighten up a little.

Mean_Mr_Mustard 9

Thursday 8 September 2011 17:39

Am I the only on who wants to test this now? Anyone? I guess it's just me then..

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tjamurphy 5

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:46

Edison would be so proud!

JLBrainardify 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:50

Do not pass go and do not collect $100..... Fail

vadim14 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 5:51

it's actually 200$ for passing go... fail ;p

E_ve 9

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:53

I just facepalmed. Wow.

rattusrattus 18

Thursday 8 September 2011 18:55

I can see why you did it. It's like someone saying "don't put chicken nuggets in the toaster" - you want to put chicken nuggets in the toaster even though you know it will probably not end happily and most likely will end with a fire. The difference between you and me, OP, is that I have never put chicken nuggets in a toaster, and instead accepted that it was a bad idea from other peoples' experience.

Residence_fml 4

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:14

You're the kind of people why they need to put a warning about everything on everything. Please do everyone a favor and smarten up.

erika729 1

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:21

Omg..so what happened after u left the mental institution?

lmb06_fml 3

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:30

Uh I think you're a bit insane lol. You should get yourself checked by a doctor or somethin'. ;)

blacklab73 8

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:37

Dumb ass

texas_redneck88 10

Thursday 8 September 2011 19:41

Hmmm.....judgin' by how effin' stupid you are by doin' somethin' like that, I come to the conclusion that your parents must have dropped you A LOT on your head when you were a baby. DUMBASS