Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my mother is such a helicopter parent, she wouldn’t let me go to my first appointment with my new gynaecologist without being in the room, to “keep an eye on him”. When I told her to stay out, she started screaming in the waiting room that I was going to be raped without her there. FML
Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML
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Enslaved 38
Tell your mom, now that you had something shoved up your ****** by a doctor, you're curious what a penis feels like.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Better safe than sorry, I guess? That does suck though, seeing as it's not necessary until you are sexually active. So that's a lot of discomfort for nothing. Your mom not trusting you is pretty rough, too. Sorry, OP!
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HungerGames95 13
I don't know who said it that you can't legally have sex until you're an adult (I can't find the comment again) but I'd just like to point out that the age of consent applies when you are having sex with someone else over 18, which does not translate to: two 16 year olds can't legally have sex... a 13 and an 18, illegal. 13 yr old w another 13 yr old... legal.
nemolovesme 11
I lost my virginity at 15 (almost 16) and told my mom a week later. I told her so that i could be responsible and get checked out to make sure i didn't have any STDs or anything and so that i could get the pill. My parents still don't trust me for some inane reason. But everyone makes a viable point, your mom was only giving you the opportunity, the decision to go was up to you.
italiianxloveer 0
I was 13 when i had my first gyno appoinment. My mom though i was having sex..
izzy7 11
I feel your pain. My mom took me to my first one when I was 14. Pointless seeing as I didn't lose my virginity until I was 23.
sbuxsux11 8
YDI...its called being a woman. are you going to say FML every year when you get your annual exam like the rest of us? poor baby!! you should be proud that you're still a virgin at 15! or do you feel left out because you're not a *****?
CaitiieBuggs 23
In my state they start checking for some things when you're sexually active, but they don't check for cancers until after twenty, regardless of your sexual history.
Nicole442 2
I wonder if your mom knows that even if your not a virgin the doctor can't tell her. She can't know anything about your doctors visit. Doctor, patient confidentiality. Actually the doctor can't do anything you don't want them to do anyway... They can't make you let them check and see if your a virgin. God, people are so stupid.
tameingraleat 6
Actually, you're supposed to start seeing a gynecologist for an annual pap smear as soon as you begin menstruating.
lawlwhut 5
You lie...
joa76 3
Seriously, where the heck did that myth get started, anyway? I'd never heard it before the last gyno-related fml, and now I've heard it like a dozen times. You're supposed to start getting pap smears when you turn 21. The previous recommendation (updated, what, 3 years ago now?) was 18 or when you become sexually active. If you haven't started your period by the time you're 16, you should probably get yourself to the doctor, as well.
BikeAllDay818 6
Your mom is a control freak OP.
HazardousMonster 2
So your mom cares. BFD!