By davidh5012 - 27/11/2011 21:41 - United States
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Sweet sixteen!
But he's fifteen
An referring to what is going to happen on the 16th birthday lol "sweet sixteen "
1- I'm hoping you're referring to the celebration of 16 years of their dad's intact genitalia.
I'm on a roll today. Sorry moderator. :(
64- And YOU can't spell.
Dude. 9 months to make the fucking baby. She doesn't start 'aging' until she's BORN, hoe. By the way, 9 months is a majority of a year. What's 12 minus 9? Yeah. That's right. 3. So 15 years and 9 months. His vasectomy was 16 years late. Just think about it, sweet pea. Don't explode.
120 no, you'r just stupid
its ok you are loved
What FML are you reading?
I'd say "Hey, maybe it's just a coincidence, or a bad choice of words." but, that seems pretty straight-forward. Sometimes parents say things without thinking, though, so don't let it offend you too much.
God obviously saw you as very important to the human race.
Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant
ha exactly
ha exactly
Show ya moves!
i finally understand why my mom gets shits herself when my dad says falcon...and why i have a big hole in my face
Or they couldn't afford it...
Or it didn't work.
Babies don't like murder! - Juno :D
At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...
That's encouraging.
eh he wouldnt be there if he didn't love you >.< punch him hard enough in the balls give him the vasectomy the cheap way if you have to ;) haha just kidding don't chop your dads area…
Its probably just a joke. Dads always say things like that, I know mine does
"I'm going to joke about my child's existance" Not going to happen...
That's what my dad does... He made it quite clear that I was a mistake. He even said he wanted to put me up for adoption when I was born... That was an awkward week.
Wahh boohoo my dad made a joke about meeee. You want sympathy, OP? Go visit a Hallmark store, or the next-door cat lady. When you have meddlesome kids you will see the humour.
Boo-fucking-hoo damination. Let your father tell you about wishing he had that vasectomy before your own mother concieved you and then come crying to fml. When will fuck-shit parents realize that joking about your childs very own existance without considering what the other will fucking feel like.
I'm fucking sorry #53, I checked your profile and I saw you were 21 years old. Meddlesome kids?? I bet you don't have kids or know about parenting.
Plus he's Canadian. Sigh, daminination, or however you misspell it--you can't be funny on FML by insulting the OP. Just insult the other commenters, maybe then you'll get some thumbs up. Moron.
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Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant
At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...