Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
chazzlerazzle
| 0
Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant
By
Insane_Tea
| 15
At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...
COMMENTS
By
suavesuave
| 2
Sweet sixteen!
Reply
I_lost_the_game
| 25
But he's fifteen
Reply
chazzlerazzle
| 0
Suavesuave your retarded, learn how to read and in addition I LOST THE GAME!!!
Reply
suavesuave
| 2
An referring to what is going to happen on the 16th birthday lol "sweet sixteen "
Reply
StoryOfTheYear
| 13
1- I'm hoping you're referring to the celebration of 16 years of their dad's intact genitalia.
Reply
StoryOfTheYear
| 13
I'm on a roll today. Sorry moderator. :(
Reply
habibiiiiiii
| 2
And U can't do math
Reply
ShakeMeDown
| 12
64- And YOU can't spell.
Reply
trippyshitt
| 1
Dude. 9 months to make the fucking baby. She doesn't start 'aging' until she's BORN, hoe. By the way, 9 months is a majority of a year. What's 12 minus 9? Yeah. That's right. 3. So 15 years and 9 months. His vasectomy was 16 years late. Just think about it, sweet pea. Don't explode.
Reply
LuLzUnDaTaBrDgE
| 0
Haha no one loves you op!!!!
Reply
screamo_is_okay
| 6
100- you just raped my mind with math!!
Reply
Naitsi
| 19
120 no, you'r just stupid
Reply
screamo_is_okay
| 6
i was joking so that makes you a dick
Reply
MrsCunny
| 1
Haha f-yeaa
By
exotica_fml
| 6
its ok you are loved
Reply
StoryOfTheYear
| 13
What FML are you reading?
By
Renesaga
| 8
I'd say "Hey, maybe it's just a coincidence, or a bad choice of words." but, that seems pretty straight-forward. Sometimes parents say things without thinking, though, so don't let it offend you too much.
Reply
margie2194
| 12
God obviously saw you as very important to the human race.
Reply
pinkandbluepsych
| 3
Maybe he had an affair with another woman before you and he meant it that way?
Reply
nicole86
| 8
What he probably meant (considering 16yrs ago you were in utero) was that he didn't want any more kids. If OP has a younger sibling then I'd feel bad for them.
Reply
Mister_Triangle
| 21
I think it was a joke; OP's dad sounds like a funny troll
Reply
ripjohnlennon
| 5
Maybe he was joking...
By
chazzlerazzle
| 0
Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant
Reply
exotica_fml
| 6
ha exactly
Reply
exotica_fml
| 6
ha exactly
Reply
SillyFart
| 7
Show ya moves!
Reply
Alexisthebestest
| 16
This FML reminds me of the time my dad told me Bud Light was the reason I'm alive today...
Reply
thisisafunnyname
| 12
i finally understand why my mom gets shits herself when my dad says falcon...and why i have a big hole in my face
Reply
Babydoll4ever
| 7
^ your comment isn't funny, and neither is your name. No hard feelings..
Reply
mason_sweat
| 0
65- me too except my dad said "If your mother wouldn't have been wearing a tennis skirt you and your sister would have never been born." He told me that when I was 7.
Reply
Alexisthebestest
| 16
Don't you just love parents, with their perverted honesty?
Reply
Ninjasaurus18
| 9
118- YES!!!! I do love parents like that.
By
xShannonxSammyx
| 7
At least they loved you enough not to get an abortion! :)
Reply
jim69_fml
| 0
Or they couldn't afford it...
Reply
iam_yummylicious
| 12
Or it didn't work.
Reply
Meowingtons500
| 18
Babies don't like murder! - Juno :D
Reply
ITIvRAPTORvITI
| 0
Failed Abotrion^ :O
By
Insane_Tea
| 15
At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...
By
ORlGINAL
| 0
Peepee
By
smirnoff1695
| 0
That's encouraging.
By
ninjacutie
| 6
eh he wouldnt be there if he didn't love you >.< punch him hard enough in the balls give him the vasectomy the cheap way if you have to ;) haha just kidding don't chop your dads area…
By
soccerguy2
| 11
Its probably just a joke. Dads always say things like that, I know mine does
Reply
bitchslapped22
| 14
Dad: "Hey son, I regret having you for a child."
Son: "W-what..?"
Dad: " I'm joking of course! ohohoho"
Son: "W-what..?"
Dad: " I'm joking of course! ohohoho"
Reply
THE_A_TEEN
| 27
"I'm going to joke about my child's existance"
Not going to happen...
Not going to happen...
Reply
Commander223
| 9
That's what my dad does... He made it quite clear that I was a mistake. He even said he wanted to put me up for adoption when I was born... That was an awkward week.
Reply
daminantion
| 14
Wahh boohoo my dad made a joke about meeee.
You want sympathy, OP? Go visit a Hallmark store, or the next-door cat lady.
When you have meddlesome kids you will see the humour.
You want sympathy, OP? Go visit a Hallmark store, or the next-door cat lady.
When you have meddlesome kids you will see the humour.
Reply
THE_A_TEEN
| 27
Boo-fucking-hoo damination. Let your father tell you about wishing he had that vasectomy before your own mother concieved you and then come crying to fml.
When will fuck-shit parents realize that joking about your childs very own existance without considering what the other will fucking feel like.
When will fuck-shit parents realize that joking about your childs very own existance without considering what the other will fucking feel like.
Reply
THE_A_TEEN
| 27
I'm fucking sorry #53, I checked your profile and I saw you were 21 years old.
Meddlesome kids??
I bet you don't have kids or know about parenting.
Meddlesome kids??
I bet you don't have kids or know about parenting.
Reply
IndigoFuckYou
| 9
Plus he's Canadian.
Sigh, daminination, or however you misspell it--you can't be funny on FML by insulting the OP. Just insult the other commenters, maybe then you'll get some thumbs up.
Moron.
Sigh, daminination, or however you misspell it--you can't be funny on FML by insulting the OP. Just insult the other commenters, maybe then you'll get some thumbs up.
Moron.