By davidh5012 - 27/11/2011 21:41 - United States

Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
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chazzlerazzle 0

Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant

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Insane_Tea 15

At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...

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chazzlerazzle 0

Suavesuave your retarded, learn how to read and in addition I LOST THE GAME!!!

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suavesuave 2

An referring to what is going to happen on the 16th birthday lol "sweet sixteen "

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StoryOfTheYear 14

1- I'm hoping you're referring to the celebration of 16 years of their dad's intact genitalia.

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habibiiiiiii 2

And U can't do math

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trippyshitt 1

Dude. 9 months to make the ******* baby. She doesn't start 'aging' until she's BORN, hoe. By the way, 9 months is a majority of a year. What's 12 minus 9? Yeah. That's right. 3. So 15 years and 9 months. His vasectomy was 16 years late. Just think about it, sweet pea. Don't explode.

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LuLzUnDaTaBrDgE 0

Haha no one loves you op!!!!

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screamo_is_okay 6

100- you just raped my mind with math!!

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screamo_is_okay 6

i was joking so that makes you a dick

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Renesaga 8

I'd say "Hey, maybe it's just a coincidence, or a bad choice of words." but, that seems pretty straight-forward. Sometimes parents say things without thinking, though, so don't let it offend you too much.

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margie2194 12

God obviously saw you as very important to the human race.

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pinkandbluepsych 3

Maybe he had an affair with another woman before you and he meant it that way?

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nicole86 8

What he probably meant (considering 16yrs ago you were in utero) was that he didn't want any more kids. If OP has a younger sibling then I'd feel bad for them.

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Mister_Triangle 21

I think it was a joke; OP's dad sounds like a funny troll

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ripjohnlennon 5

Maybe he was joking...

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chazzlerazzle 0

Dude don't worry if he really didn't want you he would of falcon punched your mom right in the stomach when he found out she was pregnant

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Alexisthebestest 16

This FML reminds me of the time my dad told me Bud Light was the reason I'm alive today...

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thisisafunnyname 12

i finally understand why my mom gets ***** herself when my dad says falcon...and why i have a big hole in my face

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Babydoll4ever 7

^ your comment isn't funny, and neither is your name. No hard feelings..

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mason_sweat 0

65- me too except my dad said "If your mother wouldn't have been wearing a tennis skirt you and your sister would have never been born." He told me that when I was 7.

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Alexisthebestest 16

Don't you just love parents, with their perverted honesty?

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Ninjasaurus18 9

118- YES!!!! I do love parents like that.

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xShannonxSammyx 7

At least they loved you enough not to get an abortion! :)

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ITIvRAPTORvITI 0

Failed Abotrion^ :O

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Insane_Tea 15

At least your mother isn't having a fifteen years over-due abortion...

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ninjacutie 6

eh he wouldnt be there if he didn't love you >.< punch him hard enough in the balls give him the vasectomy the cheap way if you have to ;) haha just kidding don't chop your dads area…

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soccerguy2 11

Its probably just a joke. Dads always say things like that, I know mine does

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bitchslapped22 14

Dad: "Hey son, I regret having you for a child." Son: "W-what..?" Dad: " I'm joking of course! ohohoho"

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"I'm going to joke about my child's existance" Not going to happen...

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Commander223 9

That's what my dad does... He made it quite clear that I was a mistake. He even said he wanted to put me up for adoption when I was born... That was an awkward week.

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daminantion 14

Wahh boohoo my dad made a joke about meeee. You want sympathy, OP? Go visit a Hallmark store, or the next-door cat lady. When you have meddlesome kids you will see the humour.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Boo-*******-hoo damination. Let your father tell you about wishing he had that vasectomy before your own mother concieved you and then come crying to fml. When will ****-shit parents realize that joking about your childs very own existance without considering what the other will ******* feel like.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I'm ******* sorry #53, I checked your profile and I saw you were 21 years old. Meddlesome kids?? I bet you don't have kids or know about parenting.

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IndigoFuckYou 9

Plus he's Canadian. Sigh, daminination, or however you misspell it--you can't be funny on FML by insulting the OP. Just insult the other commenters, maybe then you'll get some thumbs up. Moron.

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