Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my mother is such a helicopter parent, she wouldn’t let me go to my first appointment with my new gynaecologist without being in the room, to “keep an eye on him”. When I told her to stay out, she started screaming in the waiting room that I was going to be raped without her there. FML
Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML
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Enslaved 38
Tell your mom, now that you had something shoved up your ****** by a doctor, you're curious what a penis feels like.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Better safe than sorry, I guess? That does suck though, seeing as it's not necessary until you are sexually active. So that's a lot of discomfort for nothing. Your mom not trusting you is pretty rough, too. Sorry, OP!
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portablecupid 3
Going to the gynecologist is supposed to be a responsible thing that an adult woman does to make sure she stays healthy. It is not supposed to be a punishment or a test to make sure children are vestal virgins. I can understand your mom being worried about you having sex too early (most parents worry about that with their teenagers), but making a stranger root around in your vagoo because she has trust issues is not only a huge invasion of your privacy and an abuse of her authority as your mom, but it also seems like a disturbing throwback to those times when people would throw bloody sheets out the window after marriages to prove the bride was "pure". TL;DR Your mom's a ho, bro. PS- The hymen is a load of crock and your gyneo won't know whether you're a virgin or not anyway.
foudufafa_fml 2
Well put, thanks! Having a virginity exam forcibly performed on your daughter is all sorts of wrong (in many european countries, doctors are forbidden by law to issue virginity certificates). But going to the gyno is not a punition or a bad thing, and I hope the OP takes advantage of the visit to get checked for any conditions, ask about birth control, safe sex and anything that's been bothering her :)
theonlysweetpea 10
#130 FTW! Your mom needs Prosak, OP.
metta_fml 0
I work in women's health, you don't need a pap or pelvic exam until age 21 I promise... and mo more annual paps unless you have had an abnormal
Mokiikom_fml 8
You "work in women's health"? Yeah right. Your comment is wrong and pointless. The girl doesn't need regular exams yet at that age, but you claiming she wouldn't need one at all until 21 is stupid and medically wrong. There's no age to making sure things are working well in there. Cancer and various other issues can strike at her age without problems.
life2007 0
I had one when I was 18 to get birth control I was still a virgin so they didn't violate me. Hope it works out for you like it did me. Now that I am having sex it's awkward.
foudufafa_fml 2
Oh, by the way, I just remembered... When I had my first appointment, as a virgin, the doctor did not actually perform an internal exam. She told me about birth control, which I was there to get, and asked me a few questions to make sure I knew about safe sex and didn't have any worrying symptoms. I don't think she even looked at my vulva. But she told me to reschedule an appointment in a few months' time, so that she could check that everything was in order. So if the doctor is professional, the OP may well not have to take her clothes off. Performing a virginity exam and telling the mother could even be illegal depending on where she lives.
Eiregal 7
I go for gynecology visits every now and then, because you don't have to be partaking in sex for certain tests, like the one for cervix cancer. I have been celibate for 8 years now but still make regular visits to give me ease of mind
StuuPididiot 4
yer mom is rude and overbearing!
Ammi 7
A gyno can't tell if you're a virgin or not, unless you're a) pregnant or b) have had sex in the last 24 hours, max. There is no test for virginity, since so many other things can break your hymen (including the gyno). Your mom is 100% in the wrong and the doctor should have explained this to her.
kitten1323 19
lol Lucky me then. When I asked my mom about sex she said she doesnt care what I do as long as I'm safe. Then again I am 17
velvetwings 8
The fact is, nobody can force you to do it. If they do, it's sexual abuse regardless of the intent. While I'm sure it's a good idea, there's no need to do it that young. I'm 18 and I still refuse to go. If women have been relatively fine for 8000+ years, a few more certainly can't hurt. I would honestly rather die of cancer in the next few years than cheat on my fiancee with a hand or scope.
portablecupid 3
"I would honestly rather die of cancer in the next few years than cheat on my fiancee with a hand or scope." Lolwut? Yeah, because having a trained medical professional do a pelvic exam is so sexual/dishonest. I can just imagine your husband sneaking around behind your back, renting a shady hotel room and driving there at midnight with a disguise on to meet his proctologist for a rectal exam. "ARE THESE YOUR LATEX GLOVES? I FOUND THEM IN YOUR CAR. YOU BASTARD, ARE YOU SEEING A DOCTOR?" "I've never seen those before in my life baby, I swear!"
Egnar 19
This was probably not only the wittiest but also most well thought out post I've ever seen on FML - It embodies sarcasm for such a silly viewpoint [not the not going part, it's your choice, but the idea that it's "cheating"], an example of a similar ideal as well as making it obvious that you believe the poster is wrong. Kudos.
tameingraleat 6
You are an idiot whose ****** will prolapse someday soon.