Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my mother is such a helicopter parent, she wouldn’t let me go to my first appointment with my new gynaecologist without being in the room, to “keep an eye on him”. When I told her to stay out, she started screaming in the waiting room that I was going to be raped without her there. FML
Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML
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Enslaved 38
Tell your mom, now that you had something shoved up your ****** by a doctor, you're curious what a penis feels like.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Better safe than sorry, I guess? That does suck though, seeing as it's not necessary until you are sexually active. So that's a lot of discomfort for nothing. Your mom not trusting you is pretty rough, too. Sorry, OP!
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Stevie_Sextastic 3
Seeing as laws have changed, they won't examine you. The new law is 21 years of age, every 2 years. I'm sexually active and they refuse to give me a regular exam at 19 because of the new laws
Darklord53 0
Lol sounds like my friend, she's 14 and had a gynecologist just the other day because her mom thinks shes sexually active. Shes a virgin, but she's getting put on birth control.
runae21 0
FYI your doc can't tell ur mother anything with out ur concent so not really a FML
chosha_fml 27
Ask the gyno for a prescription for the pill while you're there and remind rhem that confidentiality applies and they can't tell your mother a single thing about you or your sexual status.
joa76 3
Your insurance may potentially refuse to pay for it, but they wouldn't refuse to see you. First of all, it's a recommendation, not a law. Second of all, the previous recommendation was 18 or when you become sexually active, but that in no way prevented non-sexually active 15 year olds from going, so why should it now?
missshaunamae 0
don't go then
djmixon 0
Sounds like your mom wants you to be safe, stupid. And you need to see one anyway.
BritLass 15
Ahh that sucks, friend :/
Pzml 0
my mom did the same thing to me when I was 16... I know how you feel :(
cinderella10383 6
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