Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
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laideehawk
| 6
Next time you go down on him, tell him you hope you're doing it right as the guy in the video had a much larger penis.
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ciarafox9
| 9
How subtle.. :D
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KrazyNstinct
| 4
Haha first?
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DropTheDaggerxx
| 31
He only did this so that maybe next time, you won't give him a panic attack.
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morganrules123
| 10
Well he will have a nice day if he gets head
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jonan1212
| 5
Haha Troll?
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Keyman1212
| 14
Haha Fail? But OP's boyfriend is doing it right.
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enonymous
| 8
It should have said thank you for coming.
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ciarafox9
| 9
How subtle.. :D
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EvilPotato
| 14
*hint hint*
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KCTruth4
| 0
Well....... Did u read it?
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
FWD the email to your friends and start chain mail ;)
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EnEl_Infierno
| 15
Well I wouldn't blame him Op, you gotta learn some how, poor guy just posted you ripped out a pube and made him cry & had to lie to you telling you how good it was.
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enonymous
| 8
I prefer my "thank you for coming"
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schpanki
| 11
There really are websites for everything...
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yoursucklives
| 36
just visit the site. what could happen!? you could make yout boyfriend happier. get over yourself
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Justforlolz
| 14
OP should get advice from the lady that deep-throated her harmonica.
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abbyelizabeth
| 9
At least now you know. Can only get better from here! :D
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CocoRosie317
| 1
Oh so romantic*
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anndiwhite
| 0
Ouch:(
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fmlsaves
| 0
"none of your friends complained"
Whore-ish but a win nonetheless :)
Whore-ish but a win nonetheless :)
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lilmissdangerous
| 7
*cough cough* take a hint? Haha
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stephan18
| 23
I know right? xD it must be the same guy who started bleeding after his first blow job haha
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cali_dude
| 5
Go ahead. Follow the code of head as if it's you're bible. You'll be an amazing girlfriend.
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nigrice
| 0
Hint hint
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princessAj1
| 6
Someone needs practice
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KrazyNstinct
| 4
You can practice on me...
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Wheredidgrungego
| 12
TAKE THE HINT.
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ifailplzinsultme
| 0
Next time you should bite. Then ask if you're doing it wrong.
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mandoalba
| 5
and ask how dry does he want it lol
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zachherbert
| 10
Or start breathing on it, and after a while yell "I just don't get this blowjob thing!"
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Lennes
| 12
Actually the guide says not to bite it.
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sexxme
| 9
Maybe he was too nervous to say it to her face** Sorry /:
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DFlit1
| 0
Lol u totally deserve it because if ur that bad that ur bf had to get u professional help u must b pretty bad lol
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GardeningHoes
| 0
Translation:
Haha you totally deserve it if you're so bad you're boyfriend had to get you "professional" help, you must be pretty bad haha.
Haha you totally deserve it if you're so bad you're boyfriend had to get you "professional" help, you must be pretty bad haha.
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GabbyCharityM
| 0
your* boyfriend.
Nice try.
Nice try.
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therob10
| 1
you're* dumb gabby
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ragzy
| 7
Well done 71. Read it again and see if you still stand by your (yep, correct) daft comment.
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Tummylove
| 0
"You're" is a contraction of "you are"
"Your" shows possession
"Your" shows possession
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Yodaevil
| 4
71 was using the you're in his post as sarcasm, not to correct her.