Today, I have my very first gynecologist appointment. I'm 15. My mom wants to "be on the safe side" and make sure I'm not sexually active. This is my punishment for being a virgin. FML
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Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, my dad had his "sixteen years overdue" vasectomy. I'm fifteen. FML
Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
Today, my mom decided to give me a solid reason for not having pre-marital sex. She told me that my future husband will want me to be tight for our first time. My mom and I were on a ski lift. The ride lasted 10 more uncomfortable minutes. FML
Today, I got a letter stating that now that I'm in my mid-twenties, I need to start getting cervical exams. The only people interested in getting anywhere near my vagina are doctors. FML
Today, I was telling my mom that I was really nervous about going to the gynecologist for the first time. Her response, "Oh don't worry, it's not like it's the first time you've spread your legs!" FML
Today, after having had sex with my girlfriend for the first time the night before, she went to the doctor. He said she's still physically a virgin. FML
Today, my mother is such a helicopter parent, she wouldn’t let me go to my first appointment with my new gynaecologist without being in the room, to “keep an eye on him”. When I told her to stay out, she started screaming in the waiting room that I was going to be raped without her there. FML
Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML
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Enslaved 38
Tell your mom, now that you had something shoved up your ****** by a doctor, you're curious what a penis feels like.
DropTheDaggerxx 31
Better safe than sorry, I guess? That does suck though, seeing as it's not necessary until you are sexually active. So that's a lot of discomfort for nothing. Your mom not trusting you is pretty rough, too. Sorry, OP!
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jayaysee 0
What kind of doctor is going to do a PAP on a virgin ...
halleyroosan 8
I'm a virgin and I've had two PAP smears. I'm seventeen and I get one every year to check for cervical cancer and any bacterial infections. PAP smears are not just for the sexually active, it's how I know that I'm healthy.
SteelCladAngel 0
You can request that tour mom not be in the room, an your doctor can't tell your mom jack shit thanks to dr/patient privileges
SteelCladAngel 0
Even without it being sexual it's awkward, I'm married and have a third baby on the way and I still feel awkward when getting checkups and crap.
hipposrock101 6
i have the same thing commin up :( this sucks dont it :/
dwsgirl 8
Your mom's not legally entitled to that information, even if you weren't a virgin. The gyno is legally bound to your confidentiality. And anyways, OBGYNs are very reluctant to perform a pap on anyone underage. They're afraid of getting sued. I wouldn't worry too much if I were you.
Egnar 19
Actually although minors have patient confidentiality in many places this does NOT apply to parents/legal guardians of a child.
Egnar 19
I didn't get to edit fast enough: The way it works is that when consent is given for a medical treatment the person giving consent is in on the confidentiality. So if a parent consents to a treatment they are given full access. . .Most medical treatments (especially a gyno I'd imagine) require consent from a parent. In some cases children can get treatment without a parents consent. This typically happens in cases of STD testing or pregnancy. In these cases if the minor gives consent (and there is no LEGAL ISSUE) to the treatment without the parents than there is no basis for a doctor to be able to tell a parent.
steviesnm 6
I'd be pretty damn pissed if my mom did that to me.
HairySokPuppet 0
you shouldnt be too worried about being a virgin at 15
lazyfitpants 0
she can't make you do that. its child abuse. refuse to have it done and report her.
Egnar 19
It's not a punishment? That's a shitty way of looking at it. Even if you were sexually active you would have still had that exam. But hey if you want to look at preventive healthcare as a punishment, go ahead.
justalilcrazy 3
your mom wants you a vergin but shes cool with them stuckin that giant plastic thing in there and crankin you open wider then any males penis. according to the dictionary a person is no longer a vergin once they have been penitrated. does the spectulum thing count?
Egnar 19
I just checked 3 different dictionaries on top of online dictionaries just because I felt like your information was a bit. . .off. The widely accepted definition is as followed "a person who has never had sexual intercourse". That is to say if you ********** you're still a virgin even though you're putting your fingers in there. . .I thought this was pretty obvious information, but I guess not. Promoting virginity by parents has to do with the risks [STDs and pregnancy] of sex. If humans reproduced Asexually and STDs didn't exist I guarantee you mom wouldn't care about you having sex at all. . .It would become a normal activity once puberty hit. Fortunately the tools a gynecologist uses do not transit diseases or allow you to get pregnant.