Health, Pregnancy and Inappropriate: No thanks, mom - FML

No thanks, mom

By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 08:00

Today, my crazed and very hormonal pregnant mother told me that I should get pregnant too, so that we can be "preggo buddies." I'm 15. FML

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By GMD - 18/09/2012 20:20 - United Kingdom - Belfast

Today, my daughter and her boyfriend excitedly told me that after months of trying they are finally pregnant and that I'm going to be a grandmother. This would be great news if they weren't 15. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2016 14:15 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, my baby-crazy mother expressed her concerns that I haven't conceived after a whole two months of marriage. Her advice amounted to "get divorced while you're still hot, sleep around until you get pregnant, then marry the winner." When I complained to my father, he supported her. FML

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By for the love of god - 14/05/2013 21:35 - United States

Today, my 55 year-old mother faked a pregnancy because she was jealous of all the attention I've been getting since I had my twin boys. FML

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By DumbFace714 - 14/02/2015 01:43 - United States - Santa Ana

Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML

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By ??? - 26/01/2017 04:00

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By XxOx - 04/02/2010 01:18 - France

Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML

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Chill out, Mom

By Anonymous - 16/03/2024 03:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my mom is in hysterics, all because I told her I don't want to get married or have kids, and I'm not interested in dating anyone. I'm 16. FML

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By MrDisgrace - 17/09/2017 13:00

Today, my mom bitched me out in front of my friends because I had my first kiss at "such a young age". She's 15 years older than me. FML

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Top comments

demix_fml 32

Wednesday 8 April 2020 20:27

I want to know why people think this person deserves it?

bl3ur0z3 17

Wednesday 8 April 2020 16:41

The ultimate bonding experience.

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 April 2020 8:15

Hey, your sister is going to need a niece that's about her age. Get in touch with that pregnant 15-year-old from a few days ago -- she knows 2 guys who failed to get her pregnant. They'll probably want to help you.

bl3ur0z3 17

Wednesday 8 April 2020 16:41

The ultimate bonding experience.

Kraths 16

Wednesday 8 April 2020 18:38

Fairly certain that involves statutory.

demix_fml 32

Wednesday 8 April 2020 20:27

I want to know why people think this person deserves it?

bloopaloop 27

Wednesday 8 April 2020 23:23

If you get pregnant by the same guy, you’ll be even closer of buddies!

Dale Gulley 8

Thursday 9 April 2020 3:55

It’s a trap!

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 9 April 2020 6:06

Hope OP isn't a guy; just sayin'

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