No that may not do it. Because if i remember right this is te opening scene to Contagion.

No that may not do it. Because if i remember right this is the opening scene to Contagion.

Diapers would be better

30 You're right. Anyways get better soon!

a plug? lol its going to burst when she takes it out.

I guess she's throwing out on all holes and direction.

OP might as well just camp out in the bathroom.

1- Add a nice, stiff drink to that list and she'll be all set.

I foresee 18 having many, many babies in the future.

Lol imagine the person that goes to the washroom after OP. **** that person's life.

Haha that's when a diaper comes in handy. Covers the back door and front door. Then you only have to worry about throwing up

I'm trying to figure out what goes where :S

She hasn't made it through flight 3 and 4 yet.

8- If she's having her period, theres no chance of that happening, though.

There's always a chance :)

18 - some women get their period (or what they think is their period) during part of or the whole way through their pregnancy.. Haven't you ever seen that show, "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"?

My mom had her period for 4 months when she was pregnant with her second child.

18- Are you retarded?

8- If she accepts Perdix's offer of joining the mile high club, pregnancy will be inevitable. ;)

Nor constipated. Also, step on a scale -- you probably have a great weight loss going. Once you look at these things correctly, you can be grateful for your blessings :D

97- No, just obviously not informed enough about it. But you don't have to be a straight-up bitch.

Or tampons!!!

yes, or tampons.

Or the spongy cups you put in.

Or femidoms

42- There's the word I was looking for.

I thought that was the female condom?

Having 4 flights in one day made me think that OP is a flight attendant, not someone who is a passenger traveling on vacation or business.

I think she would've called in sick if she worked there

This is a juicy story. Yes I gagged at my comment.

1moose + 1 bear + 1 deer = TRIFECTA

2(1 lion + 1 tiger + 1 bear) = OH MY

I dunno, I think the next logical bodily eruption would be a nose bleed (especially with the recycled cabin air and the pressure changes).

Did you realize you already commented the exact same thing?

Did you realize that was her? Her computer/phone/iPod probably wasn't working right and duplicated the comment.

Why did you post this 2x? Are you obsessed? Craving attention? Or simple retarded? A water - head????

Oh my God. She commented before as #3 and got 35 downvotes, and now as #6 she has 53 downvotes. MINDFUCK.

The ****...?

That's what I was thinking of while I read this.

I love that show

54 - I love how your display picture conveys your passion for the show!

12- Don't say that: everything can get worse, always. It's Murphy's Law; anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Well she's already flowing from every hole

No, she'll be flowing from every hole when she gets a cold and has a runny nose...

Nope. That still leaves the ears.

She also still has to have incontinence. It can always get worse. Wear a diaper and carry a bucket around. FYL.