By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 318
You deserved it 9 776
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taureau139 0

Just for future reference... most airlines put barf bags in all the seat pockets.

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michanelle 0
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at least u didnt puke all over her

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joezay_lemon 0
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you are fucked; your life that is

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responses 0

Hmm if only there was a bag of some sort located right in the pocket in front of you. YDI for being overdramatic and not being able to think under pressure.

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writergirl69 0
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Absolute agreement with #119

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Juli_fml 0
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at least it was in something

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michanelle 0
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at least u didnt puke all over her

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fish1806 0
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fuck her life!

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nautical 0
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thats what i was going to say #3.. it's not really that bad..

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taureau139 0

Just for future reference... most airlines put barf bags in all the seat pockets.

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Iswear 4

Not all seats have the bags. Sometimes the steward(ess) or maintenance crew misses a seat between flights. I've been on quite a few flights and very rarely did my chair have a barf bag.

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Jodie Zawadzka 11
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all you have to do is ask for one or two, they have them in the galleys

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inerax 0

ALL airlines have barf bags for this reason........

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onigiriqueen 0
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If I were that woman, I'd understand, and be very grateful that puke hadn't been added as a new accessory to my wardrobe. But also... yeah, #7 is right. They're located at the back of the seat in front of you, easily attainable.

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McLaughlane 0
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BARF BAG. They're obligatory on airplanes. :| And probably hold more puke than that poor woman's cup.

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suckerz 0
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so??? you solved the problem in the best possible way (if there wasn't a bag that is...) so why is this a FML???

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