Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
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Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML
Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML
Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML
Today, I have the flu, food poisoning, and I'm on my period. I have enough liquids pouring out of me from various holes to satisfy a sewer. FML
Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML
Today, a toddler threw up on my backpack mid-flight. FML
Today, I got food poisoning. After leaving class 4 times to poop, I sharted in the school bus on the ride home. FML
Today, I had food poisoning. I spent all day on the can. I also had a bucket to throw up into at the same time. I was sick out of both ends, at the same time. FML
Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML
Today, I was on a plane when I suddenly felt the need to use the toilet. I didn't make it in time and I had to spend the remainder of my trip in soiled clothes. FML
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MetallicaRules19 4
Two tampons and a plug ought to do it.
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least you're not pregnant. =)
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Comments (194)
fizzamj 6
Haha fuuuuuuuccck
amandarrr 3
Should of stayed home after you were up all night with food poisoning, no? Would that of made too much sense?
zombiibabii 4
Kind of difficult to just go back home when it happens in flight. Reading comprehension will be your best friend.
DaggersEdge 6
i'm assuming that's your body's way of trolling you i guess
smileygirl1201 0
Dear god, you have something coming from every hole in your body , at least you didn't get a nose bleed
Rocky007 15
I hope she's not my pilot!
Skymone 6
I think everyone's said it, but seriously, I feel so sorry for you! Yikes! Hope at least it meant you got a row of seats to yourself!
dudette123456789 0
oh shit that really sucks
tinysocks 11
Wow, worst day EVER...
Eiregal2 10
Oh you poor thing! I know how you feel.I am a week away from a trip to London and I can not keep anything down.though for me it's more nerves about flying,I hate it!
CoconutSoup 5
Idk why everyone on here has to say something clever... What happened to the good old "I'm sorry OP, that really sucks, feel better!!!" I mean, I can understand in other FMLs you have the room to be clever... But OP really just had a bad day, can't we just make her feel better?